This made me laugh...Hope it does the same for you. Happy Friday!
Man walks out and catches a passing taxi. Cabbie says, "Perfect timing, just like Frank."
Passenger: Who?
Cabbie: Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things like that happened to Frank Feldman every single time.
Passenger: There are always a few clouds over everybody.
Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis - golfed with the pros - sung like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. And how he played the piano! An amazing guy!
Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.
Cabbie: There's more. Remembered everybody's birthday - knew all about wine, which foods to order, which fork to use. He could repair anything. Not like me. I change a fuse - the whole street blacks out. But Frank did things right.
Passenger: Wow, some guy then.
Cabbie: He avoided traffic jams. I always get stuck in them. Frank, never made a mistake. And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He'd never answer back even if she was wrong; and his clothing - immaculate; shoes polished. He was the perfect man! No one measured up to Frank Feldman.
Passenger: An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?
Cabbie: Well, I never actually met Frank. He died. I married his widow.
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