I don't know what to do about "Briggy Monster".
She has turned into a monster. Recently I came home to a window carelessy left open by Nick, and a screen sliced open by Briggs.
I was quite upset.
A week later, I came home after dark, and standing in the middle of the road was none other than Briggy. Examination of the house showed that another window (NICK!) was left open, and Briggy pushed the screen out.
Last night I came home, and Nick was outside. I went in the house, and there was no sign of Briggy. I raced around, checking all the windows, but couldn't find one ajar.
Then I tripped. Over something sharp and metal.
A vent cover.
Somehow, the little "Monster" lifted the vent cover and had crawled through the ventilation system. I ran outside, and sure enough, she was running around, her stubble tail wagging with excitement and her tags jingling.
I don't know what to do about her! The worst part is that when she escapes, she takes Henry with her. Poor Henry ends up outside and gets terrified, and he runs from me and hides! So I have to run around the yard calling and shaking treat canisters. Such a dork.
So all Briggy does now is walk around the house crying. Her dad, Harold, used to slap me in the face, attack the other cats, and do anything and everything that would upset me so that I would let him outside. I'm really hoping that she doesn't have the same attitude - but it looks like she will. Perhaps I'll have to lock her in a specific room by herself when I'm not home. Crazy, silly Briggy Monster.
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