I just want to remind all of you that you are not paid to sit on the toilet .
Visits to the restroom should be taken before work, after work, or on your lunch break. When you're on the clock, you are paid to work, and you are not working when you are in a bathroom stall (unless you're like me, I fill out paperwork at that time). Because many of you are abusing our restroom facilities. I am requesting that Ron install pay toilets to make up for the time, and thus the money, people are wasting.
Take advantage of the free restrooms while you can people, but you must do so when you are off the clock. Even though agents are technically self-employed sub contractors, this makes no difference. Too many of you are wasting time in the bathrooms when you should be out selling property! Suzi has informed me of certain women agents who like to "talk" on their cell phones in the ladies room and take the paper in there!! I cannot believe that !
what is WRONG with you women anyway? Do you know how rude it is to talk to someone on the phone while in the john? Not to mention the reverberating acoustics, why do you do it? Why, why, why....that is why men will never understand women. Get a clue girls, the john should not be used as your office. If you want to talk and read and do whatever else it is you girls do in there, I suggest you find a nice little hair salon, like on that famous "chick flick" Steel Magnolias.
You know the story, all the women gather there at Dolly Partons converted garage to do all those disgusting "girly" things, while gossiping and bonding. (whatever) anyways, the bottom line is do it somewhere else. Pay toilets are unisex, and I think the women are just as big abusers as the men, probably more so because you women have a much bigger john than we do, you even have an extra stall. Ron is going to clean up with the new toilets. (no pun intended)
About time you wrote a new blog Dwight. Very insightful, and I will listen carefully next time I'm on the phone with a female member of your staff. Do I really have to have 50 words or more to get points?! Does Ron have the type of seats that go down slowly after they've been touched?