Definition of Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong, and it is going wrong
As with any good idea, Murphy's Law can be adapted and extended.
1st Amendment
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. sound familiar foreclosure maybe?
2nd Amendment
If you realize that there are three possible ways in which something can go wrong, and cover them all, then a fourth, unprepared for way, will miraculously appear out of thin air. The next deal to fall threw.
3rd Amendment
When something breaks, the parts damaged are in direct proportion to their value. Broken windows, broken tiles, broken garage doors
4th Amendment
The failure does not appear until the machinery has passed its final inspection. No comment!!!
5th Amendment
When you drop a part, it always rolls into the darkest corner. No power or utilities on the foreclosure and you're there after dark. Listing agent reported on MLS printout that power is on.
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