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Don’t trust the Canadians: They are planning an attack on the United States!

I can see my Canadian friends denying this as we speak, but I’m telling you I saw it with my own two eyes! I even got the picture below to prove it. I didn’t think I was going to make it out alive when I came across this Canadian Command Post.

You can see their leader there, by the sign. I know I shouldn’t judge, but these are clearly Canadians and they are planning to attack. Why else would they have a command post?

Americans, we need to protect our boarders at all cost from these invaders from the north. Don’t let your Canadian friends tell you otherwise, they are out to get us.

Canadian Command Post

This photo was taken off Hocken Street in Beaverton Oregon and has not been modified

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Posted by Todd Clark (Broker) (503)524-9494 (Beaverton, Oregon Real Estate Expert) on 02/28/2009 01:08 PM

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31 Comments on Don’t trust the Canadians: They are planning an attack on the United States!

FEB

Todd, My husband's family is French Canadian and I have it from a highly reliable source that the attack you speak of is immanent. Too funny... thanks for sharing and have a really good one.

LOL thanks for posting this up. I sure needed a laugh. I am sure Capt Sully got the first wave of the invasion, lol. Take care

Todd, you know how those 'Canadians' are with their migratory patterns. They started the whole Snow Bird exodus from the north.

Todd,

How cute! I wasn't sure by your post's headline where you were going with it....lol!

Don't forget me if you learn of anyone moving to "The OC!"

Michael

(949) 753-7900

Todd, Looks like those Canadians are going to be a threat to us, setting up a command post and all. We need to monitor this situation closely.

Todd don't forget they already took down a jet in New York last month. These guys are dangerous.

Ok, these Canadians have already taken over the Denver area.... Next the world!!! ~Rita

Todd- The last 3 closings we had were Canadian buyers, they must be trying to infiltrate us by buying property here! Better check their visas better next time:)

You got to be careful of these guys. They can strike at any moment, and what they leave behind is not pleasent.

It certainly looks like they bombed that fire hydrant ...

hmmmm.... and those very same "Canadian" geese overfly most of the united states on a regular basis... is that a camera I see attached to the underside of one of them?

TC,

I've got news for you out west...they've already taken over the Northeast, and they're heading for Washington, D.C....! Thanks, Fran

They've infiltrated Lancaster County for sure.

Suesan - I knew it! Watch his family when they come to visit... CAREFULLY!

Winston - You can tell by their leaders shifty eyes, that they are planning something big... Probably in some kind of "V" formation.

Lara - I think they are planning to stay this time.

too funny Todd - these Canadians have been dropping their bombs all over our country for years. It is about time someone stepped up and reported it. You are so brave. lol

I think some of their cousins are here in the south, on a lake. Very clever & fun Todd!

I just think they are trying to show you we don't all live in igloos (at least not all year long) LOL :)

Great Post, Active rain does have valuable information keep up the great work. KBni

MAR

Michael - I have some Canadian friends heading your way if you want them?

Shirley - Where was boarder patrol when these guys came through? Last night they targeted my car while I was asleep. DANG YOU CANADA!

John - True, it is a plot against the United States, how come our government doesn't see it and try to stop them.

Rita - I think we are in real trouble here!

Todd - our government is too busy protecting us from ourselves (ie. no wood burning stoves or fireplaces in CA) to care about any outside attacks.

That could be the opposite, or it could be anothe group from another country :O.

Too much set ups!

Katerina - If they want to do that here, I'd be happy to help them instead of them just coming here and crapping on my car like these guys were doing.

David - I know, it peels the paint off my car!

Steve - Target Practice

Alan - I think it is!

Canadian Geese - but of course - they invade any territory they can get their feathers into! :-) ps. no offence taken..:-)

MAR

Hi Todd... they may be dangerous, but they brew some awfully good beer! Such a dilemma, fight them off or welcome them with frosted mugs? Decisions... decisions!

Fran - OK, they can have Washington DC. (ROFL)

Jeannie - Run for the hills everyone, it maybe too late!

Judy - I do it for the greater good, hmmm I think I'm going to have me some smoked goose for dinner tomorrow as a warning to the Canadians that think they can get away with this.

Mara - Watch them, the ones that look like they are cousins, could be in fact Canadians in disguise.

I think it's a command post and recon area for those damn Canadian GEESE! They've taken over the entire flippin' U.S. They should be counted as illegal aliens also. I've heard the Canadians can be tricky, you could tip off Hillary on this sensitive subject.

Alan gave away sensitive information that the geese now work for Google - that's how they got all those street views! Yes, it's true. Dr Elvis is telling the truth.

MAR

Now that was a cute post that started my day with a smile! Thanks!!!

Sylvie - ROFL, I love Canada, so I know you don't.

KBNI - I just wanted to warn everyone. (LOL)

Judy - Good point!

WTH - Trying to set up Canada, while they are actually from somewhere else?

MAR

Liz - I knew you had a sense of humor! I just wanted to throw some fun our Canadian friends way and I knew you could take it.

Steve - I can see your delemma as well as many others.... Dangerous my friend, wasn't the Trojan horse a gift also?

Lyn - Oh, didn't even think of that... Google is in on this. (LOL)

BarbaraJo - I'm glad that was my intention. I wanted everybody to have a good laugh.

Hi Todd... You Caught us in Action, the only part is it'll take a while waddling to Oregon...and you'll be thinking we're Dinner Turkey in Disguise

Except we're not even close to your Turkeys...we fly over them :O)

MAR

Fred - Goose cooked right tastes just as good as turkey... Here Goosey, Goosey, Goosey.

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