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Friday Marriage Humor

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

-Author(s) Unknown

Posted by Michael Byrne on 05/11/2007 08:08 AM

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8 Comments on Friday Marriage Humor

Michael, cute stuff. Obviously you're not a newlywed (LOL)

05/11/2007 08:16 AM

by Brian Schulman - Your Lancaster County, PA Real Estate Professional (Coldwell Banker Select Professionals)

Actually, I am getting married for the first time at the end of the year!

05/11/2007 08:23 AM

by Michael Byrne (Gateway Funding Diversified Mortgage Services)

Funny stuff. I like Brian's response. Most of it is just humor, but that last one may actually be true. :)

05/11/2007 08:24 AM

by Abe Loper (Abe Loper)

I've been married for 26 years. 10 happily, but not in a row.

05/11/2007 08:59 AM

by David Petrovich (S.P.O.C.H. a 501c3 Charitable NP)

Great post for a little light hearted humor today. Thanks for sharing!

05/11/2007 09:03 AM

by Teresa King, e-PRO Mobile, Daphne & Fairhope,AL (RE/MAX By the Bay)

Very happily divorced here for right around 17 years.....

Bob Mitchell

ValueList

05/11/2007 09:39 AM

by ValueList Real Estate Services, Inc.

Thanks for the laugh Michael. I printed it out and put it in my husband's briefcase along with one of those "squeeze" dolls I bought him that have sayings like...."You don't have to take the trash out honey, I could really use the exercise" in preparation for our 17 years anniversary. In all honesty, he is the best!

05/11/2007 11:01 AM

by Laura Karambelas-Chicagoland Real Estate (Baird & Warner)

We just hit our 7 year mark, and couldn't be happier. But these are still pretty funny.

This one is my favorite: A young son asked, "Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Thanks for the post :)

05/11/2007 07:29 PM

by Jim & Maria Hart ~ Charleston, SC Real Estate (Agent Owned Realty)

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