Body: Body: >Man: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Hiding from you.

>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

>Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>Woman: Do not enter.

>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Woman: Unfertilized.

>Man: Your body is like a temple.
>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

>Man: I would go to the end of the world
for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?

>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

>Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
>Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

 

3 Comments on Don't let this happen

MAY
12
2007
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Thanks for the morning chuckle- enjoyed your post!
5:39am • #1
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Laurie,  anytime
9:33am • #2
102,363 Points Outside Blog

Laurie, That is why I did it(checking my points standing and seeing they didn't go up with this)  Yeah, that is it, I did it for you.  lol 

 
9:41am • #3


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