Ah, the photo-op-hungry, do-gooder Michelle Obama, the soup momma, gets her pic taken by reporters and a homeless guy who is using HIS CELL PHONE--with Camera! These are just the people OBBIE FEELS so sorry for. He wants so desparately to reach out to them--much like Mother Theresa.
Yes, in case you didn't know, AMERICA is the new Calcutta!
It has been reported that next week, the homeless man will bring his laptop to the kitchen since OBBIE has promised to install WI-FI (I am just kidding, of course.) (Really.)
Oh, I know, I am just being so mean-spirited and I don't give a wit about the poor.
Here is a fact, there are many WORKING POOR in poor neighborhoods, who don't want what the government has to offer. They don't have much, but they do have pride and a WORK-ETHIC. You can see these people every day. They are working at CVS, Walmarts, Home Depot--we just hope they can continue to work, as our economy nose-dives. They are working in jobs that don't pay well, but they work. They recognize that handouts from the government is the way to slavery. Welfare has enslaved generations. Babies are produced to get checks from the government.
Are you aware that you're gonna have to dig a little deeper into your pockets as OBBIE, leads us to becoming the welfare state he envisions? Soon, you'll be able-to greet visitors from Europe and say, "Welcome to The Dependent Citizens of the United States of Social Democrats". To our visitors from abroad, it will feel just like home.
Sadly, there are some who think OBBIE, is brilliant; has a handle on the way to solve our economic problems, --one of his strategies is to send Michelle out at lunch time each day to one of the many soup kitchens that dot our nation's capital. (just kidding.) (really.)
Listen: There will be No Soup and No stocks and bonds or 401k's for homeless folk. These investments will not necessary, their "retirement will be secure. You and I will take care of them from cradle to grave.
And, don't you know, that OBBIE is such a wall street whiz, anyway? He has determined that paying attention to the market on a day-to-day basis is a waste of time--but he suggests we "buy, now" for the long-term only those good stocks with good "price to profits ratios " (OBBIE demonstrates his ignorance and his ineptness so well in moments where there is not a teleprompter in sight.)
OBBIE meant to say, Price to Earnings--EARNINGS, are the dollars American companies are failing to produce; earnings which require capital; liquidity, which is bounding out the door as investors look for and opportunity elsewhere.
This Story from Thursday's LA Times:
First Lady Michelle Obama showed up Thursday as a surprise and welcome volunteer at Miriam's Kitchen, a soup kitchen for homeless poor people not far from the White House.
She brought with her some food donated by White House staff. (Wasn't that nice of them--)
Andrew Malcom who wrote the story asks these questions:
"If this unidentified meal recipient is too poor to buy his own food, how does he afford a cellphone?"
"And if he is homeless, where do they send the cell phone bills?"
Heck, I couldn't have asked better questions,could you? I wonder how the soup momma would answer these questions?
Here's yet another windfall the homeless will receive, under OBBIE's CARE--(this is how we will refer to the current administration--"OBBIE-CARE" not the ADMINISTRATION)
When all those faulty loans get modified by the bankruptcy courts, and the same homeowners default again, OBBIE has decreed that these will forfeit their house and the homeless shall receive them, gratis.
Hence: There WILL be an address which the cell phone bills can be mailed to!
Lastly, (aren't you glad?) The left was fond of using the expression: "failed policy", "failed Presidency" in the Bush era. They need to ressurect these terms and appaly them to THEIR president.
Oh, who is OBBIE, you might ask: OBBIE refers to the man-boy who is the current president of the United States who reminds me of OPPIE in the sitcom "Mayberry". OBBIE is just about as nieve as that cute, little fella, OPPIE.
P.S. OBBIE is "the president" (lower case "T" and "P"--this represents what the CAPITOL has done for our CAPITAL)
P.P.S. Check out this story on how the Obama family treats themselves at YOUR EXPENSE
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