Subject: Letter to IRS
Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay
taxes owed April
15, but all is not lost.
I HAVE paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building
permit tax, CDL
tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax,
federal income
tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax,
fishing licence
tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax,
liquor tax,
luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property
tax (up 33
percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security
tax, road usage
tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational
vehicle tax,
state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone
federal excise tax,
telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone
minimum usage
surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax,
vehicle licence
registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax,
oil and gas
assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado,
Wyoming, Oklahoma
and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't
recall but I have run
out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that
it is an honest
mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated
Congressmen Charles
Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom
Daschle and, of
course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no
interest.
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I
get my stimulus
check.
Sincerely,
"The problem with socialism is that you eventually
run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher
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