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Before you read my post here, it's imperative that you read Battle of the Dogmas. It's hilarious, and it will open in a new window.

Even though Texas allows one to get a provisional driver's license when one turns 16, I didn't get any type of driver's license at all until I was 19.

I spent my first year at Texas A&M University living in Puryear Hall and Moore Hall, so I didn't need a driver's license. The post office was on campus, the grocery store was two blocks away, and all the nightlife that an 18-year-old could want was right across the street at North Gate. I think my late start in life with a car instilled in me an appreciation for the art of walking.

I do love to drive, and if I'm going out with a group, I'll always volunteer to drive. That way I get to choose the music in the CD player -- LOL. Those who have been out with me more than a couple of times know that if I drive, there's also going to be some walking involved.

For example, if we're going out to eat, I'll park a few rows away from the front entrance so I can walk off some calories before and after I eat, which then allows me to eat more. If we're going shopping, carrying those heavy shopping bags out to that farthest parking spot can help one lose that extra pound.

One of my other reasons for parking far away is so that I can read bumper stickers and try to make out what the cryptic vanity license plate is trying to say

  • IMUPRU
  • BNATRAL
  • TAMU 77
  • YNG YNG

In keeping with our dogma theme, here's the bumper sticker that should put an end to the debate of whether our cats and doggies can go to Heaven with us. After all, if dogs are this smart, surely they have a doggie soul that will make them eligible for Heaven.

My dachshund is smarter than your honor student!

My dog's smarter than your dog child. My dog's smarter than yours. My dog's smarter cause he eats Ken-L-Ration. My dog's smarter than yours.

*****

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12 Comments on This should settle it, maybe

MAR
07
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Hi Russel,

I hope all is well with you!

I laughed pretty hard at your post, as I find myself doing the same thing to distract myself while driving (trying to figure out people's silly license plates)!

Have a wonderful weekend!

Michael

2:43pm • #1
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Russel - now would you be the TAMU 77?  Parking out and walking a distance is great exercise.  I think my cat is smarter than a Dachshund so that makes him smarter than an honor student?  Fun post and would love to know if the battle of the signs continues.

3:45pm • #2
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Hi Russel ~ Great posts! My parents' favorite bumper sticker is "My Child Is Inmate of the Month" - not that it reflects reality - my brothers and I never got caught!

Liz

7:30pm • #3
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Very good Russel and enviromentally friendly.  By not driving around and around the parking lot and looking for that space close up you drive straight in and take a space far away.  You are saving gas!

8:01pm • #4
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As a dog lover and mother of a teenager, I have to agree that some dogs tend to be smarter than honor students.  But don't let my son hear that!

8:28pm • #5
MAR
08

I love the bumper sticker!

I also park far away from the door to "burn off" those extra calories!

7:36am • #6

Your post made me giggle also great post. Have a good day.

-Peg

2:28pm • #7
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10
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Russel - Some vanity plates are funny - others ya never figure out.  The car thing, I think it's great you walk when you can.  It's not feasible in my market.  Not to mention the weather doesn't cooperate too often.  Nothing like sludging through ice and snow to make you love your car!  ha ha ha!  It's almost spring, I can tell, it's almost spring.....

3:54am • #8
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I like vanity plates, sometimes they are very humorous. I am sure my dogs are smarter than some children.

;)

 

3:40pm • #9
MAR
11

Since I am up and being natural, I wonder why TAMU 77 since your sheepskin says 78. Did I miss something (we inspectors try to avoid that) or is it the Ying or Yang?

Buy the way I appreciate all your comments!

10:33am • #10
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Hey, Calvin.

I wrote a long response, which deserves to be a post all it's own. I'll be back momentarily with the link to my new post.

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