Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher
quit working.
He couldn't accommodate her with an
"after-hours" appointment and since she had to go
to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter,
and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large
rottweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I
also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the
bird!"
Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the
repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot
cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.
As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, 
"You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!" To
which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!"
Keller Williams Hudson Valley Realty - Tappan, NY
Lic. Associate Broker, ABR, GREEN
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
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Kevin,
Just a little something to get your day off to a good start. Thanks for stopping in.
Mar 10, 2009 09:20 PM
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR
I bet ya he was glad he had his hand on the door. If not killer had himself a mid-morning snack.
Mar 10, 2009 10:49 PM
Broker Associate PenFed Realty - San Antonio, TX
You Deserve The Best
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes
Mel,
We have three down the street that scare everybody that walks past their house. My little pug doesn't even pay them any attention. Go figure.
Mar 11, 2009 12:49 AM
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Select Properties-St. Louis Missouri - Des Peres, MO
SelectAnn.com
Don,
We must learn to follow directions. Because there is usually a reason we are told something.;-)
Ann Hayden in chilly Wildwood, Missouri
Mar 11, 2009 02:13 AM
Allen Tate - Concord, NC
I love this. Kind of poetic justice in a weird kind of way. Is the dishwasher fixed.
Shelton
Mar 11, 2009 03:17 AM
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes
Ann,
I have found over the years that I have had those little moments when I have a lapse in memory. But you are right we do need to remember to follow directions.
Mar 11, 2009 06:22 AM
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes
Allen,
I was thinking that the dishwasher was completed and if it wasn't it should have been.
Mar 11, 2009 06:23 AM
Colorado Springs, CO
Great joke. Perfect for a Wednesday. Thank you for sharing Don!
It's a good life!
~Raine
Mar 11, 2009 05:57 PM
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes
Good morning Raine,
I am glad that I was able to add a smile to your face and life. I hope that all is well with you and you are on track for the year. BTW, keep smiling.
Mar 11, 2009 11:58 PM
RE/MAX United - San Marcos, CA
Make the Call to Hankins and Hall
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
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RE/MAX Suburban - Cary, IL
SRES;SFR,CDPE;GRI;ABR;e-PRO Realtor, Northern IL
Very cute animal humor! I love animals, but sometimes the large birds can be better "watch dogs" than the dogs!
Mar 23, 2009 04:01 AM
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