I just received an email that encouraged me to participate in a "new" marketing program that offers my clients FREE gas and Groceries. Here's an excerpt:
Grocery Program Helped Me Steal A Sale. I was in a recertification program for my termite license today and my cell wouldn't get reception in the building. I leave this afternoon and found out someone left me a message this morning to get an inspection. Called back, he said he already booked with someone else and was ready to hang up. I said, "Do you mind if I asked who you went with?" He tells me. So I tell him about the grocery program and that you'll get your money back and more. So he says he'll talk to his wife and call me back. He called back in 5 minutes and booked the appointment(must of needed the time to cancel the other guy). THIS PROGRAM IS AWESOME!
TNSTAAFL! For those of you not familiar with the acronym, it stands for "There's no such thing as a free lunch!" and was one of the more memorable lines from Robert Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land.
Maybe the Oregon Attorney General can put it into perspective:
Associated Press March 11, 2009 PORTLAND, Ore. -- The latest scams arising out of the recession include offers for "free" gas or groceries. The Oregon attorney general's office says the misleading and possibly illegal promotions typically lure consumers with offers of hundreds of dollars of free groceries or gas if they purchase certain products and mail the receipts. There's often a registration fee, such as $5. The scammer sometimes sends the first payment to encourage the consumer to participate. But future rewards fail to show up when consumers continue to buy the product and mail the receipts. The Oregon Department of Justice is participating in a national crackdown of the false promotions and has warned Oregon retailers about them.
Personally, I think that if an inspector needs a bribe to get business, he should work harder on building his reputation for integrity and competence.
Paul, I agree with you. Inspectors need to be careful what programs they get into. Home warranties, for example, offered by an inspector may not be permisible in their state.