[Bull Pen News]   ***Breaking news***

March 13th.... Friday the 13th...

According to unreliable sources, Mexican President Felipe Calderon is considering a massive spending program to fortify the US-Mexico boarder fence which has been called the Great Wall of Mexico. 

It appears that President Calderon and the citizens of Mexico are concerned with the masses of American Citizens who are hoping to enter into Mexico in hopes of finding employment and escaping the massive tax increases that are on the horizon...

Unnamed senior leaders in Washington have shared President Calderon's concerns and are supportive of efforts to keep US citizens in America.

"Paying More Taxes is the Patriotic Thing To Do" said Vice President Joe Biden. 

One unreliable source is quoted as saying "How are we going to collect all of these taxes if our citizens are in Mexico"?  "You don't actually expect the current administration to pony up do you"?

Wishing to remain anonymous and called by the name "P. Dizzle Dog"(PDD) our Bull Pen Reporter (BPR) asked the following.

BPR: Why are you trying to enter Mexico"

PDD:  I am looking for a job and once I get one I want to keep some of the money I earn.

BPR:  So you have been unsuccessful entering Mexico to date?

PDD:  Yep, the citizens of Mexico don't appreciate us taking their jobs and draining their economy.

BPR:  What kind of work do you do?

PDD:  I sell insurance

BPR:  This sounds kind of extreme.  Do you really think our Government will tax you that heavily?

PDD:  You are kidding right?

BPR:  Are you going to try to enter Mexico again tonight?

PDD: Are you crazy?  There is a new issue of Earl on the tube tonight.  Geesh...

Well, I guess that sums it up for now.  I hope you have enjoyed this breaking news and my Friday the 13th story.....   For those of you who may not know yet... I made all of this up except the Biden quote... That guy scares me....

Have a great weekend and please remember, I sell insurance and would like to be your agent.