Here's a joke that I want to share to end the week with:

 

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.

 

After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf.  He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, because I don't believe you are over 21. "

 

The  robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him.  At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.

 

The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag.

 

The robber then ran from the store with his loot.

 

The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license.  They arrested the robber 2 hours later.

 

Have a great weekend!

 

 
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14 Comments on What an Idiot! - Today's Funny

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You just can't fix stupid!

Funny stuff Brigita!

4:17pm • #1
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Brigita,  This is funny and silly and I love the comment too.

4:53pm • #3
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Brigita - Sounds like a "stupid criminals" type skit!  If they only had a few active brain cells..... Don't forget you can post to my Funny Friday's  group  too!

5:38pm • #4
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Funny! Thanks for that, needed a laugh.....

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April:

Thanks for the invite.  I'll be posting my future funnies there.

Brigita

8:23am • #7
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Brigita, that is very funny!  I will have to forward that to a few of my friends.  Have a great weekend!

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When I used to be a Bartender back in the early 1980's we used to use the "I.D" as our way of meeting girls.

Love the joke I'll have to tell that to my friends.

9:56am • #10
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Hi Brigita, April is right...it sounds like one of those "stupid criminal" stories you see on TV.

Very funny!

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Steve:

I'll have to remember that the next time a bartender asks for my ID.

Brigita

11:34am • #13
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Tony:

Maybe we can start a show of our own.  LOL

Brigita

11:35am • #14

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