Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Laundry 101. Tonight we're going to have a little pop quiz to see how much you know, and how much I'm going to have to teach you.
There will be one picture with some colored boxes and arrows. It's multiple choice, and you'll have five minutes to complete the quiz. Here's your picture:

Question 1 - What is the purple arrow pointing to?
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Water heater
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Washing machine
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Dryer
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Dishwasher
Question 2 - What does the red box enclose?
- Irrigation system pipes
- Water pipes for the bathtub in the master bathroom
- Water pipes for the water heater
- Water pipes for the kitchen sink
Question 3 - If the answer to Question 2 is #3, why is this part of Laundry 101?
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They used to be the hookups for the washer
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I haven't a clue
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The water heater is sitting next to the washer
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Because you're trying to trick us
Question 4 - What does the red arrow point to?
- A green snake
- Bubba's rodeo lasso
- Cable wiring for the satellite dish on the roof
- A garden hose
Question 5 - What does the yellow arrow point to?
- The hookup for the beer keg
- A water hookup for the washing machine
- I haven't got a clue
Question 6 - What does the blue arrow point to?
- The drainage line for the washing machine
- The drainage line for the washing machine? Are you kidding me?
- I haven't got a clue
Question 7 - What's interesting about this setup?
- The red box encloses the old water hookups for the washing machine but now services the water heater.
- You can only wash your clothes in cold water, and you have to turn the exterior hose bib on before washing.
- Now that the old water hookups for the washing machine serve the water heater, the hot water shutoff valve should be removed (this applies to San Diego; other areas might be different).
- Now that the old water hookups for the washing machine serve the water heater, the cold water shutoff valve (and the hot water shutoff valve, but see #3 above) is too low and could be turned off by young children, creating a dangerous situation.
- The drainage line for the washing machine should drain into the sewer system and not the yard.
- All of the above
Question 8 - Who do you think is responsible for this setup?
- Bubba
- Harry Home Owner
- Wendy the Weekend Warrior
- Billy Hillbilly
- Red Redneck
- Any of the above is a good possibility
Okay, now that everyone is finished, here are the answers:
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2 - Washing machine
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3 - Water pipes for the water heater
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1 - They used to be the hookups for the washer
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4 - A garden hose
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2 - A water hookup for the washing machine
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2 - The drainage line for the washing machine? Are you kidding me?
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6 - All of the above
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6 - Any of the above is a good possibility
That's it for this evening's lab, class. See you next Monday.
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That is hillarious! I am going for "I haven't a clue" on the questions where that is a possible answer. I certainly hope this isn't anywhere close to South Dakota - all those pipes and hoses would be frozen and busted!