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I Got Punked At My Office Yesterday

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Realty Services

It happened yesterday and I feel for it hook line and sinker.  I was on my office phone when my cell phone rang.  My assistant Tracey picked up my cell phone and answered it for me.  She told the caller that I was on another line and could she take a message?  The caller said no that they would hold.

So, I get off the office phone and answer my cell phone.  The caller had an accent that I could not make out, but struggled a bit to understand what was being said.  So the first thing that was said to me was that "your assistant is rude, are you as rude as your assistant?"  I was a bit thrown off by the comment and knew my assistant was not rude.

Then the voice said "I want to see your listing."  I asked which one?  "They said how many do you have?" I said 6, they said all of them.  Can we go this afternoon?"  Next I started the qualifying question.  Like WHAT IS YOUR NAME?  "I am not telling you my name".  ARE YOU WORKING WITH AN AGENT? - thinking please say yes!!  " No, I just want to deal with the listing agent."  HAVE YOU TALKED TO A LENDER?  "Yes, I can buy whatever I want." 

Now I am starting to get annoyed but want to be polite about getting off the phone.  So I ask one more time what is your name?  And the little high pitched accent voice says Chris Kelley.  Chris is an agent in my office who is the biggest prankster.  I have caught him before, but this was the best he has pulled on me.

He was good too, his answers and demands were all of the pet peeves that we all scoff at in our industry.  It was funny, I was totally punked.

Libby Cousins
Extraordinary Processing - Spokane, WA
Contract Mortgage Processor, licensed in WA

Hee, hee, hee! That is funny and was probably a nice break in the day- at least in retrospect! It sounds like you work with some fun people. :-)

Mar 19, 2009 05:54 PM
Robert Havana
Park and Protect- Alberta Real Estate License Parking - Calgary, AB
Alberta Real Estate License Parking

There is one in every office it seems, lol.  I once had a guy in my office who I paged weekly with the same name and phone number (which was out of service).  I sent him the same page for over a year, he was so frustrated and never did discover that it was me sending it to him.

Mar 19, 2009 05:59 PM
Winston Westbrook
Westbrook National Real Estate Co - Victorville, CA

LOL I love it! Did they pop out a hidden room or something, lol? Great read. Thanks for posting

Mar 19, 2009 06:14 PM
Richard Dolbeare
Inactive - Wailuku, HI
Living the Hawaii Lifestyle

It sounds like you have a fun office.  Congrats for keeping your cool.

Aloha

Mar 19, 2009 06:30 PM
Kathleen Ann Pacheco-Corbett
(FIRST Exclusive Buyer's Office Providence-RI) - Providence, RI
Realtor, RI-MA, CEBA, Master, e-Pro, ABR, ABRM, GR

I can imagine what was going through your head, Do I want to show this mystery buyer properties or do I want to hangup?

I loved the question and response: HAVE YOU TALKED TO A LENDER? 

"Yes, I can buy whatever I want." Don't you just love those types of buyers?

Mar 19, 2009 07:20 PM
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

LOL that is funny, it is good to have fun once in awhile!

Mar 19, 2009 08:11 PM
Kevin Cavanaugh
Keller Williams Hudson Valley Realty - Tappan, NY
Lic. Associate Broker, ABR, GREEN

Audrey, hey it was at least good practice. Right?  Thanks again and have a wonderful day>

Mar 19, 2009 09:55 PM
Jim Dvorovy
Cutler Real Estate - Canton, OH
REALTOR - Canton Ohio Real Estate

Audrey - We can help you get even with Chris! How about if 100,00 AR members call his cell phone Saturday? hee hee....

Mar 19, 2009 10:23 PM
Denise Gray
Realty World Alliance - Wichita, KS
Realtor SRES, Wichita Kansas Homes

I'm with Jim. You have to get him back. There has to be other people in your office that would be willing to go along with you. I would seek out the least expected person to help you out.

Mar 19, 2009 10:38 PM
Michael Setunsky
Woodbridge, VA
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA

Audrey, you handled that very nicely and professionally. How are you going to get even with Chris. lol

Mar 20, 2009 12:21 AM
Audrey June-Forshey
RE/MAX Realty Services - Darnestown, MD
GRI, Gaithersburg, MD

Hi Guys, I have been on the run today, just getting back to your comments thank you. 

I am glad you all got a chuckle out of Chris.  He, I swear, is a prankster if there ever was one.  Usually I figure him out, but he had me going the entire time.  You guys are funny, I guess I need to think of something to do to get even with him . . . .   I will be open to all suggestions.  I gotta think of something good. 

We are lucky we do have a fun office.

 

Mar 20, 2009 07:08 AM
Kristin Moran
Owner - RE/MAX Access - KristinMoran@Remax.net - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio,TX - Real Estate - 210-313-7397

THat's hilarious.  You are so lucky to have a fun office!! I love that.  KM

Mar 20, 2009 07:56 AM
Lori Churchill Cofer
Beasley Realty - Pullman, WA
Realtor - 509-330-0086 - Pullman, WA

That is screamin funny.  There is nothing like a co-worker with a sense of humor that can push all the right buttons. 

Mar 20, 2009 11:12 AM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Audrey, I have to say Chris sure knows how to break up a day...he sounds like a pleasure to work with!

Mar 20, 2009 03:29 PM