
Every time a loan is locked, does it require the same mysterious skills used by a CAT stalking its prey? POUNCE when the moment is perfect. Purely instinctive, no skill required.
Or not?
Who hasn't seen a feline in hunting mode, silently frozen, eyes like lasers, tail twitching?
Suddenly, a guttural noise escapes, and pupils enlarge. Without warning, every muscle springs into a perfectly choreographed POUNCE.
Its IN FOR THE KILL.
Well, there are similarities. Like that tail twitching thing. I'm pretty sure I've seen mortgage brokers do that when rates get REALLY low.
Or how about this one? Just because you are an expert at pouncing does not mean you are eating fresh meat for dinner.
You may need to settle for that stupid old dry Meow Mix that is always in a bowl on the back porch.
Timing this new kind of prey takes instincts that evolution has not yet instilled in the mortgage broker species.
Those little creatures called RATES are damn slippery and seem to disappear before you ever get a chance to POUNCE. And here I thought my stalking skills were honed to perfection.
Hah! A new day, a new skill required.
We mortgage brokers must have the most toned and exercised brains in the industry. Hopefully, the intense stress of constantly needing new skills to hunt in this jungle will help us live longer, become smarter, or rise further up the food chain.
Or something?
Predicting when to pounce is more difficult because a newer, more elusive breed of prey moves around so quickly. There are weeks of hiding while you starve. Then out of nowhere, so much dinner is out there you think to yourself "easy kill".
Being a lone hunter, it never occurs to you that all the other cats are also starving and pouncing. By the time you are in the game, the prey has disappeared and you see the BIG CATS licking their paws, bellies bulging.

You wonder how long it will be until the NEXT opportunity for fresh meat comes along.
You never understood survival of the fittest because after all, you could always come home to that bowl of Meow Mix.
But now you get it. It takes cunning and perfected skills to be a great hunter.
You must prowl. You must practice pouncing when there is no prey. You must study the prey relentlessly to be able to predict its habits. You must sleep with one eye open. You must get there first. Above all, you need to be 100% ready when the prey appears.
You realize you must hunt like there is no Meow Mix. Here's why:
- You never know when the bowl will be empty
- It is in your nature to want to be king of the jungle
- Life is short and meow mix tastes like crap
Written by Janet Guilbault, San Francisco Bay Area Mortgage Lending Expert
Your graphics are out of this world! Someone had a lot of creativity when putting cat-n-mouse together. 100% ready. What a concept!