Nathan Gesner, Broker / Property Manager (American West Realty & Management)

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Alan May
Coldwell Banker Residential - Evanston, IL
Helping you find your way home.

d'oh!

Personal favourite:  Two anntenae met on a roof, fell in love and decided to get married.  The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was fabulous!

Dec 07, 2017 06:30 AM
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Candice A. Donofrio
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A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What did you expect for $10 -- lobster?" ūüėą

Dec 07, 2017 06:40 AM
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Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041
ReMax Realtec Group - Palm Harbor, FL
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What starts with P and ends with E and has a million letters in it?

Post Office.

Get you holiday mail in early.

Dec 07, 2017 06:31 AM
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Nina Hollander
RE/MAX Executive | Charlotte, NC - Charlotte, NC
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Very cute... I love to laugh at jokes. Unfortunately, 5 minutes later I can't remember one to tell one. (That means you can tell me the same joke lots of times and I'll always laugh hard.)

Dec 07, 2017 06:23 AM
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Richie Alan Naggar
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A young man walks toward a corner where an old man and a dog are waiting at the curb. The man asks...does your dog bite? The old man answered no he does not and the young man starts to pet the dog who growled, snapped and then bit the young man. The young man then says I thought you said your dog didn't bite. The old man standing there said...that's not my dog

Dec 07, 2017 07:00 AM
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
Alliance Real Estate - Minot - Minot, ND
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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi bud.

Dec 07, 2017 07:22 AM
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Franklin, MA
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that's funny.... but I gave it a big sigh, too......

Dec 07, 2017 06:23 AM
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Michael Jacobs
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena Area Real Estate 818.516.4393

Haha.   

I don't have any great(or not) jokes to share.  

Dec 07, 2017 06:22 AM
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Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
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Not fav, but I read it today: 

  • Last week a Japanese rail company issued a statement apologising for a train leaving 20 seconds early.
Dec 07, 2017 11:25 PM
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Dec 07, 2017 07:03 AM
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John Bear
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My holiday appropriate joke: Why does Santa have a big sack?

Aswer: He only comes once a year.

Dec 08, 2017 12:18 AM
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Richard Weeks
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A blind man was standing at a corner waiting for the light to change.¬† His seeing eye dog raises his leg and pees all over the mans leg.¬† The blind man reaches into his coat pocket and offer the dog a treat.¬† I just had to ask ‚Äúthe dog pees all over your leg and you offer him a treat‚ÄĚ.¬† The man says 'I just want to find his head so I can kick his ass".

Dec 07, 2017 07:54 AM
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Jay McHugh
SendOutCards-Appreciation Marketing Expert - Boston, MA
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excellent.......thanks for sharing...

Dec 07, 2017 07:36 AM
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker

None come to mind, but not much of a joke teller!

Dec 07, 2017 06:54 AM
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Mike Rock
Complete Design - Granite Bay, CA
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i only know jokes i cant write here

:)

Dec 07, 2017 08:42 PM
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
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LOL...I guess it must be true if it is clearly.

Dec 07, 2017 03:10 PM
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Libby Cousins
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Laughing! That took me a second!

Dec 07, 2017 12:25 PM
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Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
www.HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
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Google "naughty elf on the shelf" images.  Hillarious.

 

 

Dec 07, 2017 10:26 AM
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Lynnea Miller
Bend Premier Real Estate - Bend, OR
Premier Real Estate Service in Central Oregon

Touche'!!  Unfortunately, I cannot remember many jokes and have absolutely no delivery. 

Dec 07, 2017 09:51 AM
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David Martin
Fairfax Realty - Alexandria, VA
Making Realty Dreams a Reality

That's funny already shared it with two friends.

Thanks so much for the post enjoyed it and was nice having a short warm up! Its over now lol.. Happy MLK Day! 

    

Jan 15, 2018 11:03 AM
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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
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Good One!!!!   I love Dorie Dillards IT jokes every Monday here in the rain.

 

Dec 11, 2017 09:29 AM
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Joan Cox
Metro Brokers - House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

LOL, well that was good.   I used to hear lots of jokes, not any more.

Dec 10, 2017 03:12 PM
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Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
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Thanks for sharing 

Dec 08, 2017 05:46 AM
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Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers
BVO Luxury Group @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty - Scottsdale, AZ
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Alan May nailed this one!

Dec 08, 2017 05:05 AM
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Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Thanks, Nathan.  Good one.

Dec 08, 2017 04:57 AM
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Now I haven't heard that one before...

Dec 07, 2017 10:42 PM
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Debbie Reynolds
Platinum Properties - Clarksville, TN
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I don't remember them to reshare and have to write them done. I don't have any right her to share.

Dec 07, 2017 07:40 PM
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Fred Griffin
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
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Never mind.

Dec 07, 2017 09:04 AM
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Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
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I love some of the jokes Joe Petrosky shares. His last one is a killer. Go to his AR page and check it out, it is one of his best.

Dec 07, 2017 08:15 AM
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding and Marketing

Nathan,

It is too early for me...A

Dec 07, 2017 07:58 AM
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Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD
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I am not a joke teller.

Dec 07, 2017 07:43 AM
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Kathleen Daniels
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
San Jose Homes for Sale-Probate & Trust Specialist

Yes, gift wrapped and all.

 

Dec 07, 2017 07:40 AM
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Bob Crane
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Thanks for the chuckle Nathan.

Dec 07, 2017 07:20 AM