A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy answered, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' Big Turkeys and Little TurkeysIf a big turkey is called a gobbler, what do you call a little turkey.A goblet.
Young Simon was sitting in his grandmother's kitchen, watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal. 'What are you doing?' Simon enquired. 'Oh, I'm just stuffing the turkey,' his grandmother replied. 'Wow, that's cool.' Simon remarked. 'Are (3 comments)