joke: New funny Guidelines
- 08/10/07 08:04 AM
I got this e-mail from a friend and I thought it was very funny and sad at the same time. With the recent guideline changes happening almost everyday, this joke is right on the target. Here it goes: Very Important- Guideline Changes Effective August 8, 2007 · All borrowers must have one blue eye and one brown eye to qualify. · LTV > 65% SIVA requires minimum credit score of 849. · For all LTV > 65%, 360 months of payment reserves now required. · Borrower's must have no previous bankruptcies in their family history going back three generations. · A minimum of 25 years self-employment history now required … (5 comments)
I got this e-mail from a friend and I thought it was very funny and sad at the same time.
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