humor: #OccupyDogPark - 10/11/11 11:42 AM
I woke up ready to change my world. I’ve always felt a secret admiration for cats. They’re often maligned, labeled “aloof” and “distant.” Who speaks for cats? I will, I thought to myself.
I will speak for cats.
I headed over to the neighborhood dog park and chained myself to the gates at five in the morning and waited.
Waited (played Angry Birds on my I-pad).
Waited for the first dog-walkers to arrive and begin my protest. It’s a myth that dog owners are early risers. The first couple arrived at 8:45AM with a grotesquely overweight basset hound that smelled of … (29 comments)

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