jokes: Turkey Recipes - 10/25/08 03:35 AM
Turkey Recipe
Great turkey recipe - even for people who can’t cook!!!
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a  stuffing - imagine that.
When I found this recipe, I thought it was  perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
10-15 lb. turkey
2 cup melted butter
2 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm  is Good.)
2 cup uncooked popcorn  (ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S LOW FAT…..of course)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity … (3 comments)

jokes: Guilty or Not Guilty - 07/17/08 05:09 PM
Very Funny Jokes Funny Jokes - Guilty or not guilty?
Guilty or Not Guilty??? You be the Judge!
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? LoL:  There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. DA: Did you know him? LoL: No, but he sure was friendly. DA: What happened after he sat … (2 comments)

jokes: John McCain for President 2008 - 07/10/08 07:16 AM
This is destined to be among the most popular articles on wordpress.com tomorrow, or at least in the top ten or so.  Some sort of silly cat photo will probably be first. John McCain for President 2008 The link above will have the latest version and news but the current version as of now is below.
John McCain for President 2008 I heard on the radio on 550 KFYI in Phoenix Arizona that there is a spreading phenomenon, at least in the greater Phoenix Arizona area. According to a caller to the JD Hayworth Show, there are many people who feel they … (2 comments)

jokes: Animals in Heaven? - 06/30/08 05:55 AM
The post below on one of my other blogs seems to have hit a chord with many people.  It was in the top ten for most popular post on wordpress.com for most of the day yesterday and is sitting at number 12 right now.  It has really not even taken off on Stumbleupon yet and it has  over 1500 visitors today (less than 30 are from stumbleupon.com.)  
Animals in Heaven?  
If you have not joined Stumbleupon yet, why not do that now and leave your ID in the comments below after you have stumbled this post using the button below.  … (1 comments)

jokes: Location, location, location - 06/29/08 06:02 AM
Jokes Funny
A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farmhouse with a hand-lettered “For Sale” sign out front.
After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled occupant, the agent cruised from room to room, opening closets and cupboards, testing faucets, and pointing out where a “new light fixture here and a little paint there” would help. Pleased with her assertiveness, the woman was hopeful that the owner would offer her the listing.
“Ma’am,” the man said, “I appreciate the home-improvement tips and all, but I think you read my sign … (5 comments)

jokes: New NFL and MLB Sponsors - 06/26/08 06:29 PM
New NFL and MLB SponsorsThe National Football League (NFL) and Major League Baseball (MLB) have found themselves some new sponsors this year -- some individuals, others whole associations. These are the people and groups that have stepped up to the plate:Edgar Allan Poe - Baltimore RavensBureau of Engraving and Printing - Buffalo BillsTravel Agents/Moving Companies - Green Bay PackersGunsmiths - Indianapolis ColtsJack - New York Giants & Tennessee TitansClergy - New Orleans Saints & San Diego PadresPaul Revere - New England PatriotsAirline Industry - New York JetsThieves - Pittsburg SteelersShopaholics - San Diego ChargersTanning Salon - Washington RedskinsJewelers - Arizona DiamondbacksShoe … (0 comments)

jokes: Getting Old - Can You Remember? - 06/19/08 07:00 AM
You're Not Old Unless You Can Remember...
When the dream of a lifetime was to pay off a mortgage. (The dream of today is to get one.)What you do with the pointed end of a can opener.When there was no McDonalds.
When Avocado Green and Harvest Gold were acceptable colors for appliance.
When you dressed up to fly on an airliner.When you could watch the engines start on an airliner.When candy bars cost a nickel.When comic books cost 10 cents (and how traumatic it was when the price went up to 12 cents, then 15 cents).When you actually got up out … (7 comments)

jokes: Cooking Secrets - 06/19/08 06:05 AM
Cooking SecretsOne day during cooking class the teacher was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons."As a lady stirred her sauce, she contemplated the physics behind the mystery of the wooden spoon and decided it must have something to do with a cooking secret. She approached Mrs. Jones to test her theory. "Why wooden spoons?" she asked."Because, " replied the teacher, "if I have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots, I'd go nuts."
For some … (0 comments)

jokes: Bilingual typist wanted … - 06/19/08 05:32 AM
This is from the most popular page on one of my other blogs.  I have modified it to be related to real estate.  Be careful what you put on your signs or you might end up in this situation.  Ihope you enjoy it. Bilingual typist Funny Jokes

In the Window of a Real Estate Sales Office was a sign that read:
HELP WANTED
Must be a good typist and be good with a computer. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
A short time time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to … (1 comments)

jokes: Blocking the View - Real Estate Jokes - 06/19/08 04:51 AM
Real Estate Jokes - Blocking the View
In Real Estate you meet a variety of interesting people.
Some are more interesting than others.
Showing a home recently to a couple, they seemed eager to check out the view from the living room.
When I pulled back the drapes covering the large front window, the disappointed husband asked, "Where is the view? Those mountains must be blocking it."
 
One of my other blogs is Funny Jokes
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jokes: Vacation Suggestions ... By Profession - 06/19/08 04:12 AM
Vacation Suggestions ... By ProfessionArtists: Painted Desert, ArizonaAthletes: Olympia Heights, FloridaCandy Makers: Carmel, IndianaCollege Professors: University City, MissouriEcologists: Green Bay WisconsinFirefighters: The Smokey MountainsGeologists: Stone Mountain, GeorgiaGossip Columnists: Grapevine, TexasHelicopter Pilots: Hoover, AlabamaHome Builders: New Castle, PennsylvaniaJewelers: Pearl City, HawaiiLandscapers: Garden City, MichiganLawyers: Accident, MarylandLoan Officers: Fairbanks, AlaskaLumber Jacks: Thousand Oaks, CaliforniaManicurists: Finger Lakes, New YorkOptometrists: Plainview, New YorkPastors: Chapel Hill, North CarolinaPianists: The Florida KeysPodiatrists: Arches National Park, UtahDemocrat Politicians: Dodge City, KansasReal Estate Salesmen: Loveland, ColoradoRefrigerator Repairmen: Chilum, MarylandRetired Army Officers: East Point, GeorgiaSailors: Marina, CaliforniaSheriffs: Marshalltown, IowaTree Trimmers: Long Branch, New Jersey
… (0 comments)

jokes: Cowboy Coffee - 06/15/08 06:28 PM
Cowboy Coffee I was reading this blog post Stop and Smell the coffee by Connor MACIVOR here on Active Rain and it reminded me of something my brother told me about when we were out camping one time long ago. He said that cowboys made coffee in a special way.  Without a lot of implements and cooking gear and with only a campfire to heat the coffee, they were not able to measure the coffee or tell from any standard recipe when it was actually done.
The cowboys would simply place the pot full of water on the campfire and pour … (8 comments)

jokes: Real Estate Jokes - 06/12/08 07:04 AM
One of my other blogs is called Funny Jokes and I post funny jokes, stupid jokes and silly jokes from time to time.
I was looking at source material from our long running Funny Jokes Mailing List and came across a few real estate related jokes and decided that perhaps they would be appreciated here ... and perhaps not.
Communication styles
How do mathematicians communicate?Sine language.
How do chiropractors communicate?Spine language.How do astrologers communicate?Star Sign language.How do naval cadets communicate?Ensign language.How do shoe repairmen communicate?Shine language.How do real estate closers communicate?Sign Here and Sign Here and Sign Here and Sign Here and sign... … (12 comments)

jokes: Golf Tips for Real Estate Professionals - 06/08/08 10:34 AM
If you improve your golf game will you sell more real estate? Do you play golf as part of the necessary conduct of your real estate business?  Do people you sell real estate to or buy real estate from want to talk about their latest transaction while out on the putting green?  Are you being laughed at or passed over for deals because you don't have a golf game, or because your golf swing is the most pitiful thing that the pro at your golf club has ever seen? Help is at hand.  I recently met a woman who is an … (0 comments)