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2007 

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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?To improve his bite...What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Frostbite...Why do witches use brooms to fly on?Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?With scare spray...What do you get w...
10/31/2007
I am Tired Of the Real Estate Gloom and Doom...so this post is about the good things that have happened so far in 2007 for my company!   In this rotten market....my company was the Top Listing office of units for June 2007 in all of South Pinellas County!In this rotten market....I have the #2 and...
10/31/2007
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a benchunder a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of ...
10/30/2007
As a lifetime Boston RedSox fans,we always hated the dreaded New York Yankees......but in the last 12 years,it was very difficult to hate Joe Torre.   He is a man of class and has deserved better than his recent fate.   The man had been to the playoffs 12 straight years and won at least 6 pennant...
10/29/2007
Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde  girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.   "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big...
10/29/2007
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Ok,well the first meeting of the 2 NFL Super Powers in 2007 is about to commence this Sunday November 4 at 4:15 at the RCA Dome in Indianapolis!   Any New England Patriots fan knows,no matter how bad the Pats ever were,they always beat the Colts. Up until a couple years ago,they were in Peyton Ma...
10/29/2007
Florida  Seniors~A  little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a  Florida adult community. A man  walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench.After a  few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'He  replies, 'I lived here years ago.''So, where were you all...
10/28/2007
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them. Q: Why do Blondes always smile during ligh...
10/26/2007
I have copied and pasted this...as this is somewhat positive news!Do notice though,they have finished a positive statement with a negative comment in the first sentence.....that is the media for you!I think this is good news..so I am sharing it with you!APNew Home Sales Rebound in SeptemberThursd...
10/25/2007
Halloween Hangman Game!  This is fun and totally addicting!(Not as addicting as AR though!):) I have already spent way too much time with this game!I bet you spend a little bit of time with this one too.  Click on the link below and enjoy. Be sure to turn on the sound,as our little hang friend ha...
10/25/2007
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