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2007 

These are funny..yet true! 10 Unconditional Truths of Life Number 10- Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7-...
11/30/2007
Getting into the holiday spirit!This is sung to the Winter Wonderland tune....(Every time I hear this tune...I am going to be singing this...LOL)Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In t...
11/29/2007
Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus traveling in an elevator of a very nice hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $100 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up??     Santa of course, the other two don't exist!   ------------...
11/29/2007
12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition  On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:Twelve bags of catnip!Eleven tarter Pounce treats,Ten ornaments hanging,Nine wads of Kleenex,Eight peacock feathers,Seven stolen Q-tips,Six feathered balls,Five MILK JUG RINGS!Four munchy house plants,Th...
11/27/2007
Has this ever happened to you?I am sure it has!Where you say something and just wish after the words flew out that you wished your lips had never moved.   How do you apologize?Do you lose that friend?Client?What do you do?   I can remember one example of my foot in mouth problem....it happened ma...
11/27/2007
Why the Little Angel is at the top of the Christmas Tree ... T'was the night before Christmas and Santa was a wreck... The Elves were on strike, For a bigger paycheck. Four reindeer where down with a bad case of the flu And the IRS wanted a piece of him too. His wife Mrs. Clause was on P.M.S. and...
11/27/2007
Well,with all the blonde jokes I have posted,I guess it was equal time for the brunettes!This one is for you blondes!:)Q: What is black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes!Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?A: No one else wa...
11/25/2007
A friend of mine just passed this on to me and I am sharing it with all of you:RORY AND MILLIE" ( You Don't Fool Anyone Pretending To Be A Dog ) Just like his Labrador friends, he wags his tail, Fetches sticks, and rolls on his back to have his tummy tickled.   But the hooves and mane give way hi...
11/24/2007
Tis the season to be jolly...so here is This Year's First Christmas Joke!  Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the  pearly gates.'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man...
11/22/2007
Obviously this was written by a curmudgeon...LOL But still funny!:)                                                                   9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point a...
11/18/2007
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