humor: I have showed this before.
- 01/28/14 04:08 AM
I have blogged this one before.
But with the cold the entire country has been having I thought bringing it back for one more round was inn order.
Although the photo show -11, it has been much colder here. -29 last night in my thermometer.
But, if we don't laugh at a few things with this weather you will go crazy.
Remember, there is no vaccine for Cabin Fever.
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humor: A Severe Fever has hit the Upper Central USA!
- 01/25/14 12:50 AM
Yes, the fever has hit Minnesota and many of the surrounding states.
I won't say it is contagious, but it is spreading wildly.
It doesn't need physical contact to spread...just isolation.
It hits the shut ins that are older and hard to get around.
Low light causes the claustrophobic feelings.
It hits the young and the old alike and doesn't discriminate.
So, what is this fever?
CABIN FEVER!!!
It is predicted to last until the weather turns warm and the sun stays longer everyday.
You can't vaccinate against Cabin Fever!
You just have to get out and enjoy the … (8 comments)
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humor: I have so many offers to magazines...
- 01/24/14 05:52 AM
And it isn't just magazines.
Newspaper and trade magazines, TV guides and the like.
There are subscriptions to Blogs and other on-line companies.
But for me there is one I have been trying to cancel out on...
I have been trying for yearsbut they just won't delete my name.
Talk about spammers!
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humor: And the fight is about to start...Humor
- 01/20/14 12:36 AM
It is a good day to start with some humor.
A man fishing on the pier runs into the bar...
Quick, give me a drink before the fight starts!
The bar tender doesand he knocks back the drink and runs out.
Again the guy runs in...Quick, give me a drink before the fight starts!
Again the bar tender does soand the guy knocks it back and runs out.
A third time the gun runs in...
Quick give me a drink before the fight starts!
This time the bar tender slams the bottle on the bar...
Listen buddy...who's going to pay … (7 comments)
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humor: Technology...great advancements.
- 01/19/14 11:36 PM
The young generation has no idea of how far things have come.
If you tell them the way it was 30-40 years ago they look at you like you are crazy.
Advances today are fast and furious.
When we get the latest and best it is already out dated.
So here is an illustration for you to show the youngsters that may help...
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humor: This does help me understand.
- 01/19/14 07:27 AM
I have never understood my spouse.
Either one of them!
Not that I have not tried.
I have tried to guess the right answer, but the right answer always changes.
Even when the question is the same as yesterday.
I even sought professional help and was laughed at.
Now, I think I found the answer...sort of.
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humor: A little Friday Chuckle.
- 01/17/14 06:39 AM
Yesterday, being my Birthday, I said I just wanted a little laugh.
Well, courtesy of a Birthday card, I got my wish.
I am a sucker for simple humor and it doesn't get much simpler that this.
I hope it brings a smile to your face and brightens your day.
For us older ones, it is much to close to the truth.
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humor: Notice less and less good movies out there.
- 01/17/14 05:47 AM
Well, at least in my opinion.
I am not for the horror movies...I have enough of those in my dreams.
It is hard to find a movie without all the killing and other violence, and if one comes around the critiques bash them as no good.
And we Wonder why society is like it is.
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humor: Sweeden is sending their best Ice Breaker to help.
- 01/10/14 12:45 PM
The ship that got iced in down in the arctic is still there.
Last I heard, the American Ice Breaker is on it's way.
Well. Sweeden is now sending their top Ice Breaker to the scene.
At the helm...None other that Ole!!!
Sven and Lars are also with him, but he has instructed them to stay out of his way unless he asks for help.
This should take no time at all!!!
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humor: Not feeling yourself?
- 01/10/14 06:37 AM
We all have off days.
Sometimes we wonder if it is all worth it.
We get upand something isn't right.
We go to the DR.and he tells us we have something wrong with us.
Funny, I had nothing wrong before he looked at me.
But sometimes what you hear is totally unexpected.
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humor: God has a sense of humor...
- 01/08/14 09:28 AM
I have always believed that. I mean look at some of his creation.
A giraffe? That is just an example.
But the best one come from Genisis...
In Genisis, God said that he would put a good, faithful and obedient wife at all corners of the earth.
But, then he made the earth round! And he laughed and laughed and laughed.
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humor: What you mean isn't always what you end up with. Humor.
- 01/08/14 04:57 AM
As a hunter and fisherman, I enjoy the outdoorsmen jokes. Many are very close to the truth...
Like this one...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife dressed in a very skimpy negligee.
She says..tie me up and do what every you want.
So the husband quickly tied her up and went hunting to the day.
I think he made the right decision!
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humor: Sometimes ignorance is Bliss...Humor
- 01/03/14 05:03 AM
I don't mean in our Profession we need to be on top of all aspects.
But in some parts of our lives not know what the people intend makes us better off.
Sometimes we just should not ask questions.
EXAMPLE:
A lady walks into a gun shop...
I am here for a gun for my Husband, the lady told the shop owner.
What gauge did he tell you he wanted? Asked the shop owner.
He didn't, replied the wife, the little creep doesn't even know that I am going to shoot him.
Yes, some timesnot knowing is golden!!!
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humor: You need a sense of humor at times.
- 12/28/13 07:09 AM
I have blogged about my wife's love of snowmen and her collection.
So, when I see odd things I show her or I may even buy it.
I was sent this one by a friend. My wife was not amused, but I thought it was funny in a warped sort of way.
I just wonder what he did that was so bad!
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humor: Deer Hunting is over, but I need to be very carful...
- 12/13/13 02:20 AM
I had a good time with family and friends this hunting season.
I harvested a very nice Buck.
But that does have me concerned.
I had some issue the last time I brought home some meat.
I had a visit from an unhappy guest.
I always thought of this guest as a very nice person.
I guess that I was wrong...
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humor: Santa doesn't forget the naughty!
- 12/13/13 02:03 AM
I was doing some shopping and a small boy was being a bit unruly.
It was lateand he was tired. The parent told him that if he didn't behave that Santa would pass him by.
This did very little. I felt sorry for the child. I am not putting down the parent, they may work all dayand this may have been the only time they had to shop.
But, Santa doesn't forget the naughty...
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humor: A good chuckle on this cool North Branch, Minnesota morning.
- 12/10/13 11:14 PM
Well, it has warmed to -17, not counting the wind chill.
So, it is time to get outside...daylight is burning. But, before, here is a chuckle to keep us warm...
A 4th grade teacher was teaching her class about biology...
Human's are the only animal species that stutters. She Explained.
Little Mary raised her hand...
I had a cat that stuttered.
Knowing that some of these stories can be very cute, she encouraged Mary to explain.
Well, I was outside in the backyard with my cat and the Rottweiler next door got a running start. Before we knew it … (7 comments)
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humor: The non-verbal communication is spilling over into Christmas.
- 12/07/13 05:07 AM
I have made it well known how I don't like the impersonal communication we have more and more each day.
Less and less, our words are not heardand the black and white of it isn't always understood.
If Santa gets into this tech age like this I will give up.
Here is just another example of what I mean...
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humor: Don't forget the seat belts for safety this Holiday Season.
- 12/06/13 12:31 PM
It is a proven fact...Seat belts saves live.
I for one don't like to be told what to do, but they are a good idea.
Many states have laws pertaining to themand some even have large fines.
I wear mine all the time, but I worked in a job that required me to so I sorta got used to them.
During this Holiday season and all through the year, let's remember to stay as safe as possible.
Santa didn't get the memo!
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humor: This sculpture was before the Thanksgiving Holiday.
- 12/01/13 07:02 AM
There is a sculpture that was done by a famous artist.
I think I know who it wasbut I can't say for sure.
I heard it was a self portrait, but I really don't know that for sure.
But, just for giggles, lets say it was a self portrait.
This would have been the sculpture that was done before a Thanksgiving Holiday.
And this is what it would have looked like after the holiday.
I for one can relate to this!
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