jason stewart real estate: No Christmas Bonus - 12/08/13 09:36 PM
Ten signs you're not getting a Christmas bonus:

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"
9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial
8. On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips
7. What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"
6. Boss's Christmas card says, "Don't let the door hit you on the way out"
5. You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants
4. When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, … (0 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Sensitive! - 11/30/13 11:46 PM
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on"
"Ok, got it." the … (5 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Memory - 11/06/13 11:58 PM
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other,
"Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank he thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked,
"What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!"
He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was … (1 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Real Estate Stuff! Oh Yeah! - 10/06/13 02:06 AM
 
Market Update:
We dropped below 4000 properties for sale in all of San Diego County while there are still about 15,000-20,000 active buyers! It’s been over 10 years since we had such low inventory.
Where are the hot spots?
Southbay and Central SD like City Heights, and North Park seem to have the most buyers fighting for properties. Although the demand for downtown properties hasn’t been high in a while, it seemed to rise overnight. It seems people are thinking these areas just hit bottom, but the reality is these areas have been at the bottom for years … (3 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Innocent Question - 09/15/13 02:15 AM
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
 
 
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jason stewart real estate: Death Preparation - 09/05/13 12:34 AM
Barry and Hannah, an old married couple,  are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death etc.
“Honey,” says Barry, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluid, that you will make sure to  put an end to it.”
“No problem hun,” said Hannah, and she promptly got up, turned off the TV, and poured his beer down the drain.…
 
 
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jason stewart real estate: False Belief - 08/24/13 11:12 PM
 
As a man was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime can break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not.
He saw a trainer nearby and asked why these animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away. “Well,” trainer said, “when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at … (2 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Brown is the Color of the Day! - 03/07/13 10:10 PM
 
Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him, “Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon.”
The captain tells the man,” Get my red coat and prepare for battle!”
The assistant runs without question to get the captains red coat and prepares for battle. After their victory the assistant asks the captain why he wanted his red coat.
The captain tells the assistant “If I was shot you would not be able to tell I’m bleeding and you would keep fighting.”
The assistant thought this was a great idea. The next day the … (2 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Famous Marketing Screw Ups - 01/18/13 08:49 PM
 
- Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."

- The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Ke-kou-ke-la", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "ko-kou-ko-le", translating into "happiness in the mouth."

- Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave", in Chinese.

- When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in … (5 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Coffee Substitutes! - 12/01/12 08:24 AM
 
Tea
Hot tea provides a warm drink alternative to coffee. You can choose a tea that tastes good on its own---like green tea---or you can choose one to add cream and sugar to for a sweeter taste---like black tea. Green tea is a popular tea choice because it is high in antioxidants. Black tea is a stronger flavored tea that has a bit more caffeine in it. Tea can be sweetened with stevia in place of sugar. Stevia is a natural sweetener that can be found in Health Food stores.
 
Teechino Teecchino is made from roasted carob, roasted barley, … (2 comments)

jason stewart real estate: The Less You Know,The More You Think You Know - 11/28/12 10:03 AM
 
It has been scientifically proven that the less you know, the more you think you know. This is known as the Dunning-Kruger effect. The basic idea behind it has been a well-established rule for centuries. Charles Darwin, for instance, has stated "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge". It has been empirically proven in 1999, by psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger in their report "Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties in Recognizing One's Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-Assessments". This was proven through a study in which participants take tests of their logical reasoning skills, grammatical skills, … (4 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Six Small Meals Are Better Than Three Big Ones - 11/23/12 08:03 PM
 
It's advice that's been circulating for years: Six small meals are better for you than three big ones -- especially if you're trying to lose weight. The "six small meals" method of dropping pounds is based on the idea that by eating more frequently throughout the day, you'll boost your metabolism and burn more calories. Some take it a step further by insisting eating smaller meals mean you'll never feel hungry, which makes it easier to control the urge to overeat (or eat all the wrong things). But is grazing on snacks really better for you than sitting down to … (4 comments)

jason stewart real estate: People We Need to Thank - 11/21/12 08:14 PM
 
Recent research has shown that giving thanks increases health and happiness. Often that practice is translated into some kind of thoughtful thankfulness, giving a nod for numerous blessings that have improved our lives.
 
·        The Advocate
We all need bridge-builders in our lives, those people who expose us to new opportunities, who introduce us to important connections, who make the impossible possible by standing in the gap for us. A big thank you to all you good references out there. You know who you are.
·        The Cheerful
Life can be tough. Mornings are particularly tough and Monday mornings. … (2 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Characteristics that Make Real Estate Unique - 11/18/12 05:46 AM
 

·  No fixed maturity Unlike a bond which has a fixed maturity date, an equity real estate investment does not normally mature. This feature of real estate allows an owner to purchase a property, execute a business plan, then dispose of the property whenever appropriate. An exception to this characteristic is an investment in fixed-term debt; by definition a mortgage would have a fixed maturity.
·  Tangible Real estate is, well, real! You can visit your investment, speak with your tenants, and show it off to your family and friends. You can see it and touch it. A result … (1 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Lucky Me! 3000 points! - 11/15/12 10:09 PM

 
 
I checked my points today and I got 3 consecutive 1000 points just for logging in.  Did anyone else get it??

 
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jason stewart real estate: Dont Short Sale if... - 11/15/12 02:01 AM
 
Short Selling is not always a good idea. San Diego Realtors seem to know that a short sale is usually the best option; you however need to know when it's not.
 

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jason stewart real estate: Mortgage Mistakes! - 11/14/12 11:32 AM
 
Not checking your credit Before you look for a mortgage, you should know where your credit score stands. After all, a bad credit score can bump up your mortgage interest rate several percentage points or leave you with no approval.  Be sure you check your credit early — several months before seeking a loan — in case any changes are needed to get it back up to snuff.


Not getting pre-approved Good preparation is the key to a good mortgage. Before shopping for a home, make sure you can actually meet the criteria for financing by getting a … (0 comments)

jason stewart real estate: Select an Experience Agent! - 11/12/12 10:18 PM
 
Here is why do you need a Real Estate Agent.  An EXPERIENCE Real Estate Agent.



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jason stewart real estate: Buying After a BK, Foreclosure or Short Sale - 11/09/12 10:30 PM
How long it will take to buy after a Short Sale Foreclosure or Short Sale? It's Different for Veterans. Although foreclosures last 7-10 years on your credit, you can buy in 2-3 years in many cases. SOme people can buy during the Bankruptcy!


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jason stewart real estate: Interest Rate Facts and Fallacies - 11/07/12 08:48 AM
What can help or hurt your credit when it comes to buying a home? Paying off debt can hurt your credit? Don't pay off certain debts? Keep as many accounts open as possible? Here are some common myths and some secret facts about your credit score.



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