A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed … (4 comments)
joke: Funny Sunday
- 07/08/12 12:19 AM
Let us enjoy the weekend everyone. Here are some funny jokes that I hope will make your day.
The captain of the Titanic gathers his passengers and tells them: “I have some news for you: one is bad and one is good. Which one do you want to hear first?” “The bad one!” “In the next couple of hours the ship will break in two and sink!” “And what about the good news?” “We’ll get 11 Oscars for that!”
A guy talks to his friend: “You know, I got really unlucky with both of my wives!” … (2 comments)
joke: Morning Joke
- 07/03/12 02:08 AM
I always try to start my day with something that makes me smile or laugh. So for today, this joke really uplifts my mood. Hope it will elevate yours too! Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, John woke up his friend. "Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Jack looked up and replied, "I can see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asked John. Jack thought for a … (1 comments)
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