humor humour: A bit more humour ... - 05/02/09 01:42 PM
Sorry, but I can't resist posting these real estate jokes that I find on the Internet. If you have others, please send then along because I am also building a page for them on my website.
Here's today's story -
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.
One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
He returned shortly and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right", said the clerk. "How long do … (2 comments)

humor humour: There's always time for a bit of humor ... - 04/25/09 03:25 PM
There's always time for a bit of humor, so I hope you enjoy this story:When the last of their three children was about to leave home, my parents decided to buy a smaller house. The Real Estate sign went up. A week later, a second "For Sale" sign appeared two doors away. "Soon you'll have new families on either side of you," my mother remarked to the neighbor whose house was in the middle. "We're thinking of putting up our own sign," she replied wistfully. "It would read: 'Was it something we said?' "
 
 
 
 
Story credit: http://www.myrealtyguide.net/real-estate-jokes/Buyers-and-Sellers.html
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humor humour: What are we doing in this house!??? - 03/14/09 01:45 PM
Here's a cute story that I heard recently:
An agent was showing a home to a young family that included a 4-year-old daughter. The little girl seemed to be quite nervous and she kept asking her parents if they could all leave. 
The tour continued with all the usual aspects of a showing, including checking closet space, etc., until the little girl got more and more upset and started crying.
"What's the problem, dear?", said the mother.
And the four-year-old answered, "We have to get out of this place before they come home and find us!"
She must have learned the … (12 comments)

 
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