real estate humor: Real Estate Humor - 09/26/08 02:47 AM
I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.
Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.
The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.
If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.
My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut … (11 comments)

 
Carol Swain, Realtor, -www.swainsells.com- Bucks County, Pa (Keller Williams Real Estate)

Carol Swain

Realtor, -www.swainsells.com- Bucks County, Pa

Langhorne, PA

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Keller Williams Real Estate

Address: 584 Middletown Blvd A50, Langhorne, Pennsylvania, 19047

Office: (215) 757-7257

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