joke: Tuesday Funny - 03/16/10 03:33 AM
Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else … (10 comments)

joke: Joke of the Day - 02/22/10 08:09 AM
EXERCISE  FOR PEOPLE OVER 50    Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.    With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.  Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.    Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a … (15 comments)

joke: Thought for the day! - 02/13/10 01:51 AM
 
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joke: Joke of the Day - 11/20/09 01:38 AM
> > > >>It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota > >>asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the > >>>old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter > >>>was going to be like. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter > >>>was indeed going to … (9 comments)

joke: Saturday Funny - 08/01/09 11:48 AM
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joke: Basic Rules For Clotheslines: - 07/08/09 07:38 AM
                      You have to be a certain age to appreciate this. I can hear my mother now....     THE BASIC RULES FOR CLOTHESLINES: (if you don't know what clotheslines are, better skip this)    1.  You had to wash the clothes line before hanging any clothes-walk the entire lengths of each line with       a damp cloth around the lines.
  2.  You had to hang the clothes in a certain order, and always hang "whites" with "whites," and hang
       them first.   3.  You never hung a shirt by the shoulders - always by the tail. What would the neighbors think?  4. Wash day on a Monday.  Never hang clothes on the weekend, or Sunday, … (4 comments)

joke: Why Why Why - 07/08/09 07:36 AM
Why, Why, Why! Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? ________________________________ Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? ________________________________ Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? ________________________________  Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ________________________________ Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ________________________________ Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? ________________________________ Whose idea was … (4 comments)

joke: JOKE OF THE DAY - 05/12/09 11:05 AM
                                 HERE'S A GIRAFFE TEST FOR YOU
 
HOW DO YOU PUT A GIRAFFE INTO A REFRIGERATOR?
STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT AND DECIDE ON YOUR ANSWER BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN.
 
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS;  OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR, PUT IN THE GIRAFFE, AND CLOSE THE DOOR.  THIS QUESTION TESTS WHETHER YOU TEND TO DO SIMPLE THINGS IN AN OVERLY COMPLICATED WAY.
 
HOW DO YOU PUT AN ELEPHANT INTO A REFRIGERATOR?
 
DID YOU SAY, OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR, PUT I THE ELEPHANT, AND CLOSE THE REFRIGERATOR?
WRONG ANSWER.
CORRECT ANSWER:  OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR, TAKE OUT THE GIRAFFE, PUT IN THE ELEPHANT … (8 comments)

 
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