funny: A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM - 08/28/08 12:12 PM
This is for all of out there who have started a work out regiment and felt like this. I only hope this makes you laugh half as hard as it made me. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer … (10 comments)

funny: Words of Wisdom... - 08/21/08 11:18 PM
 Just a little Friday Fun.Hope it makes you smile today!

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets The cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some … (4 comments)

funny: Which one are you? - 08/02/08 04:15 PM
I get my normal weekly joke from my friend who loves to poke fun at me for being a Realtor. We have been friends since kindergarten, so it is ok. (She works for a plumbing company so the jokes on her field are unlimited and I send her stuff to)
BUT ANYWAY....I read this joke, and while it was funny, it got me thinking. Which one would I be?
Here is the joke:
Two real estate agents decided to start a new career to sell shoe.The two real estate agents goes to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after … (9 comments)

funny: I feel like this sometimes - 07/26/08 03:51 PM
This one just makes me smile. A man in Wisconsin had a problem with his lawn mower. So he took out his shot gun and took care of it. He has been charged with unlawful possession of a short barrel shot gun. He argued with officers saying that he could do that because it is his lawn mower and his yard.
You know this just makes me smile because there have been times where I am working with something and it won't work they way I want to and just feel like shooting it. I can't imagine the weight that was … (10 comments)

funny: Oh NO...IT'S THE COPS! - 07/10/08 04:47 PM
 

So today I had the cops called on me today.
Don't worry I am not writing this from behind bars. I am a free woman. And no I didn't get to take a "FREE" ride in a police car today.
One of my sellers is out of town for a few days and they asked me to water the plants and check on the house. No problem since it is close to where I live.
So today I go over to take care of the plants. I also had to take car of a key issue that I had … (14 comments)

 

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