A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. … (7 comments)
comedy: Blonde wants to prove she can paint to her Husband
- 02/24/10 03:57 AM
This blonde decides one day that she is sick andtired of all these Blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.So, she Decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.>> While her husband is off at work, she decides thatshe is going> to Paint a couple of rooms in the house The next > day,right after her Husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.>> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells thedistinctive smell of Paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wifelying on the Floor in a pool … (11 comments)
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (good plan Alan) -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.-- Camille, age 10 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER … (4 comments)
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