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Giving Thanks is a Sign of WeaknessA lot of people have asked me how the Schrutes enjoy the traditional holiday of "Thanksgiving." The answer is simple. We do not. Celebrating a holiday that encourages blind appreciation for everything and anything in a person's life diminishes the rare instances...

Dogs make good friends, but if you're looking for a really dependable pal, you've got to get yourself a spoon. Spoons never run away, they never rat you out, they come in handy when all you've got is soup, and, best of all, they turn into a weapon during a bar fight. Sure they're not much when it...

If anyone knows how to get chocolate out of hair, let me know. I fell asleep on top of forty Fun Size Milky Ways last night and now I've got nougat everywhere. I already tried peanut butter, but that just made my hair into a different kind of candy. I'll make you a deal: you get it out of my hair...