tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? 7/24/17 - 07/11/17 01:52 PM
Loved our busy week-end! My new listing is now under contract with a wonderful young couple. We met with a contractor for some master bathroom updates, spent some pool time with my Geno and had so much fun Sunday afternoon with Handsome Hudson and Beautiful Beckett while their parents looked for furniture for their new house! Somehow it’s gotten to be Monday morning.  Why not grab a cup of your favorite morning brew and join me for some tech support humor to start your week.
Tech Support: “Thank you for calling Tech Support, how can I help you?” Customer: “Hi – could you send me one … (20 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 6/5/17 - 05/19/17 08:01 AM
It’s been a busy week-end! Graduation Party for our grand-son Russell, Beautiful Beckett had a dance recital, we had a birthday dinner with good friends and an open house on Sunday that was awesome! Somehow it got to be Monday morning and June is off and rocking.  Join me with some tech support humor to start your week.
 
 
Caller: “Hi, I want to use my roommate’s computer but it’s not working.” Tech Support: “Could you describe the problem?” Caller: “Well, there’s a sign next to it that says ‘In case of error, PEBCAK.’ Could you explain it?” Tech Support: *tries not to … (20 comments)

tech support: Smokin' hot tech humor ~ Tech Monday ~ 2/27/17 - 02/20/17 11:29 AM
The end of February and its been a great week and month! Celebrated a very fun anniversary dinner with my Geno, showed property, wrote an offer, held a successful open house and now it's Monday morning. Join me with your favorite cup of morning brew with some tech support humor to start your week.
 Tech Support: “Okay, so what seems to be the problem?”
 
Caller: “Well, it’s my son’s computer, it’s… smoking.”
 
Tech Support: “It’s smoking? Is it making a loud beeping sound or is it hot? Anything else that would indicate that it’s on fire?”
 
Caller: “No! It’s not hot or anything. In fact, it seems to work just … (25 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 3/13/17 - 02/17/17 12:47 PM
A rainy, wet, cold week-end in Austin but a good one! Wrote 2 builder homes for clients and listed both their homes, had a great open house, date night with Geno and got to spend a little time with Handsome Hudson and Beautiful Beckett when they stopped for lunch before my open house! I'm watching daughter's business while she's off for spring break with her husband and son as captains sailing from Ft. Launder-dale to Bimini Bahamas! Somehow it got to be Monday morning. Grab a cup of your favorite morning brew and enjoy some tech support humor to start your week. 
Tech Support: “Hello, technical support, how can … (20 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 2/20/17 - 02/15/17 11:22 AM
Happy President's Day! Many of you will be taking the day off. I was hoping to but looks like I'll have a busy day. I have a new listing being staged, need to collect earnest and option money checks for a listing that went under contract Saturday. I have inspections on a home my buyer has under contract and I will show a home later today. Why not grab a cup of your favorite morning brew and join me for some tech support humor to start your week. 
 
Tech Support: “Thank you for calling tech support. May I help you?” Customer: “How do you … (23 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 2/13/17 - 02/03/17 01:51 PM
What a great week-end! I finished up our taxes and can now take them to the accountant (so glad that job is done)! Showed a new listing to a wonderful family, held a phenomenal open house on Sunday and generated multiple offers and have some new clients! New listing is under contract! Unfortunately Geno is sick and going to the doctors today (can't shake his sore throat and feeling run over by a mac truck). It’s Monday morning time for some freshly brewed coffee so why not join me for some tech support humor to start your week!
 
Too Much TV Turns Us Into Idiots 
Support: “Thank you … (22 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 8-7-16 - 08/02/16 05:36 AM
What a great week-end! The family went with Handsome Hudson to his first movie "Finding Dorie!" We all loved it! Wrote an offer for my buyers and came to terms Sunday after a multiple offer scenario! Saturday evening was date night with Geno. Sunday morning showing a home to another buyer and submitting an offer after an afternoon in the pool and a BBQ with Handsome Hudson, Beautiful Beckett and their parents! Fun in the sun and now its Monday morning! Join me for some tech support humor to start your day.......... 
 
User: “My computer’s not working properly–it stopped working when you were up here doing whatever you … (20 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 5-23-16 - 05/19/16 03:18 AM
What a week-end! On Saturday Geno and I drove to Brenham TX to meet my brother and sister in law at the BT Longhorn Saloon Steakhouse for lunch! They live in Houston and was a good way to meet about half way...so much fun.... miss them. Sunday was busy with an open house on my new listing which is now under contract! Now it's Monday morning so grab a cup of your favorite morning brew and join me for some tech humor!
 
Sometimes, tech support is too funny and too strange not to share more than once.  If you missed Kathleen … (20 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 5-16-16 - 05/10/16 04:03 AM
We had a rainy week-end but still showed property, had date night with Geno and watched Handsome Hudson's last soccer game! Our granddaughter Hailey is home for a week from college and shares the same #5 as Hudson! How did it get to be Monday morning? grab a cup of your favorite morning brew and join me for some tech support humor to help start your day:
(The support agent works for a large cell phone provider.)
Support: “Thank you for calling [Cell Phone Provider]. This is tech support. How may I assist you today?”
Caller: “Yes. Every time my phone rings and I try to … (27 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 4-4-16 - 04/04/16 02:01 AM
Wow did this week-end fly by! I loved the wonderful spring weather while out showing buyers properties! Geno and I spent time with Handsome Hudson and Beautiful Beckett and  enjoyed date night! Sunday was spent with a very busy open house on my new listing and presenting 5 offers on the home that evening! Grab a cup of your favorite morning drink and join for some tech support humor! You have to love this one.
 
Tech Support: “Thank you for calling technical support. Can I have your case number?”
(The customer provides the information. Just by the voice, he knows the customer is an older lady. Usually, this means … (17 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 3-28-16 - 03/24/16 05:34 AM
What a fabulous Easter week-end! Our annual community Easter Egg Hunt was held Saturday morning. Watching all the residents streaming in to the park with their kids and grand-kids reinforces why I truly enjoy partnering for these events! Showing several buyers homes and presenting multiple offers on my new listing kept me busy! Unfortunately Geno was sick this week-end:(. Somehow it's now Monday morning! Why not grab a cup of your favorite morning pick me up and join me for some tech support humor to help start your day: 
 
This customer was getting a blue screen of death on his computer...
 
Tech Support: “Hello, thank you for calling tech support. … (22 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 1-11-16 - 01/05/16 05:59 AM
What a great week-end! Our weather was warm and sunny on Friday. Geno and I took granddaughter Hailey for lunch (she leaves next week to go back to college) and so enjoyed our visit. We stopped to see son and family with BBQ Friday night. Played basketball with Handsome Hudson and Peek-a-boo with Beautiful Beckett! Saturday and Sunday it turned cold but was able to make a dent in  gathering documents for our accountant for 2015 taxes. Had great open houses over the week-end and met with a seller who will be coming on the market in a few weeks. It’s Monday morning and tonight … (29 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 11-23-15 - 11/13/15 05:12 AM
What a great week-end! Temperatures have fallen but we still  are enjoying sunny, blue skies. I signed a new listing on Saturday which will be on market in January and wrote an offer for a buyer which was accepted Sunday and will close the end of December! Geno and I babysat Handsome Hudson and Beautiful Beckett Saturday night and had such a great time!! Somehow Sunday escaped us and it's Monday morning and I have a closing I need to get to! Grab a cup of your favorite brew and enjoy some tech support humor with me to help start your day: 
 
A customer walks into a phone … (22 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 10-19-15 - 10/15/15 05:16 AM
Oh boy..this week-end flew by!! Showing property, writing an offer, negotiating repairs on a listing and even getting in a listing appointment on Saturday was topped off by a lovely date for dinner with Geno! Sunday Handsome Hudson and Beautiful Beckett came for a swim and BBQ...... Doesn't get any better than that! It’s Monday and much later in the day so "better late than never" with some tech support humor:
A tech support agent works in a call center that supports multiple ISPs, when a very flustered, middle aged woman calls in…
 
 
Tech support: “Hi and thank you for calling (ISP).”
Customer: “My internet is … (13 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 10-5--15 - 10/02/15 08:43 AM
It's been a fabulous week-end! My new listing is under contract and showed property to some wonderful past clients looking for investment property. Spend time at the Hyatt Rengency Lost Pines catching us with Gene's brother and wife, AKA... our traveling buddies, had a great time! Family is so important to make time for in our busy lives. Now it’s Monday morning again and time to enjoy some tech support humor to help start your day:
(Tech Support is helping a user with an issue, and it becomes obvious that he will need to connect over to her computer to see what’s actually … (22 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 8-24-15 - 08/17/15 08:00 AM
It’s been a crazy week-end! We came to terms on inspections on a listing and I signed 2 wonderful listings coming on in Canyon Creek when we return from vacation! We left yesterday for Istanbul and I hope we made the ship:). Security alerts were out and they were  leaving the port early! Fingers crossed we made it before they left! Whether we did or not it's Monday morning and time for some tech support humor with your morning coffee..... enjoy:
 
This Tech Support agent supports scientists in a large research building.  He gets a call from one of them…
 
Caller: “I need help removing … (17 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 7-27-15 - 07/24/15 07:30 AM
It's been an exciting week-end in Austin TX....blue skies, plenty of fun in the sun! Listing appointments, open houses, showing property, date night with Geno and pool time! Who could ask for anything more? It's now
Monday morning and time for some tech support humor with your morning coffee, won't you join me?
 
 
Working on an internal IT help desk, there is a customer who calls once to twice a week because he has forgotten his password to the network or custom programs...
 
 
Customer: “My d*** computer is broken again!”
Coworker: “Okay, [Customer], are you having trouble getting into the computer or into a program?”
Customer: … (26 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 6-29-15 - 06/26/15 08:10 AM
What a great week-end! We had rain but also some sun.... so pool time! Met with sellers to finalize coming on market on Tuesday and heard from another seller who is ready to list and go to market after July 4th! Saturday night date night with Geno for Italian food. Off to Dallas on Sunday and be back tonight! It’s the last Monday morning of the month and time for some customer support humor to go with your favorite brew: 
Not On Top Of Modern Technology 
(An older gentleman approaches the salesman in the department store.)
Salesman: “Hello, sir. What can I help you find?”
Customer: … (17 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 6-1-15 - 05/29/15 04:17 AM
 Saturday night we spent time with Handsome Hudson and Beautiful Beckett while their parents enjoyed a date night (brought H more blueberry muffins)! Sunday the sun came out and blessed us! Our two open houses were over run with buyers. I received an offer on one last night and came to terms and I'm writing an offer on the other home this afternoon. We even got some pool time in after a long day:). It’s Monday morning and time for some tech support humor with your morning coffee:
 
Tech support working for a large retailer, who has just released a new tablet computer, is … (26 comments)

tech support: Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 5-25-15 - 05/22/15 01:58 AM
Happy Memorial Day! Our rains in Austin have stopped today and the sun should be out! Lake Travis is over 52% full (up from 24% last month). The kids will be over for a BBQ and looking forward to it. Remember at 3 pm to take a moment in silence to honor those in the military who gave their lives for our freedoms and their families who mourn their loss.
 
It wouldn't be Monday morning without a little tech support humor so join me with your favorite morning beverage:
 
A customer is having problems with his scanner and calls support…
 
Customer: “My scanner hasn’t … (27 comments)

 
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Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR

Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate

Austin, TX

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Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.750.6899

Address: 9442 N. Capital TX Highway, Plaza One Suite 625, Austin, TX, 78759

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Welcome to my ActiveRain real estate blog and profile. I'm a Realtor with Coldwell Banker United and specialize in NW Austin. Once a school teacher I still like the learning process. Only now I enjoy learning what dreams my clients have and what I can do to help them. Call me at 512.346.1799 save Dorie Dillard | Create Your Badge


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