Robert Boog's (drhomeseller) Blog

Why I love American Idol    by Bob Boog I love watching American Idol. I call it a guilty pleasure because part of the fun involves the total annihilation of someone's inflated opinion of how well they can sing. Which is why even if I would be eligible to audition for Idol, I wouldn't do it. No w...

10. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere. 9. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. 8. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants - he's sleeping. 7. Where does virgin wool come from?...

A big-talking cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the big-talkin' cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , why, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were...

The following quotes are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts. They are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had to stay calm and not laugh while these exchanges were actually taking place. --------ATTORNEY: Are you...

A Role Model for Public Figures? By Bob Boog Vince Young may always be remembered by USC fans as the tall Texas quarterback who in 2006 dashed their hopes for a national championship. In a game likely to be remembered as one of the greatest in college football history, Vince Young helped Texas de...

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?  Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Grey Goose.   Grey Goose is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself. You'll also feel better about ...

 What if I could turn back time and elect you as president of the United States. The date is now September 7, 2004, and you have been able to keep all your present day knowledge. Question: will you do something to stop the zero-down, no income verification real estate loans? Or will you just let ...

The US Health Care System Bubble  by Bob Boog   I'm a real estate broker, and for the last four or five years people used to ask me when I thought the real estate market bubble would pop. When the bubble did pop, most experts looked back and attributed the red-hot demand to baby-boomers, (people ...

Supposedly, these are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded :( 1.Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2.I would not allow this student to breed. 3.Your child h...

Dear Bob, I enjoy your sense of humor so I thought you might like this true story. I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished ...