An elderly Italian man, who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino,went to the local church for confession.When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,"Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my doorand asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her
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03/31/2007
This could happen to you.I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:"Hi, how are you?"I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"And the other person says: "So w
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03/22/2007
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS. But, there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt.Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry
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03/21/2007
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do tomake their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I wentdowntown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutesand when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I wentup to him and said, "Co
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03/19/2007
Hey everyone a good friend of mine Steve Wilcox emailed me this and said pass it on. I pasted this exactly as he sent it. Enjoy it and as it says in the end pass it it on to friends and family if you want. In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with brocc
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03/19/2007
Effective March 2007Dress Code1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage you
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03/18/2007
Another one from my Father In-Law, Enjoy !This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods
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03/16/2007
From my Father In-Law Donald Stamm Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and
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03/16/2007
These where sent to me by my sister in Yuma AZ Enjoy.... Here are 7 pictures of (European) semi-trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back. The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, like
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03/16/2007
Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no foodap
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03/14/2007
