wrong: Restitution not Apologies
- 01/25/18 10:06 AM
Restitution not Apologies “They” (a widely used delivery service) had botched my scheduled delivery. When I called, well after the scheduled time, I received the “we are sorry” script. Inquiring as to the reason for the delay, I am told there was no specific reason. The “scheduled delivery” incurred an additional cost; for a specific delivery window, not a “sometime during the day” window. “Small children are taught to apologize for improper behavior, adults and corporations make restitution”, I replied. I wanted the premium paid for the delivery window refunded. Actually, my “membership” with the delivery service included two “rights” for delivery … (3 comments)
wrong: How to be the world's WORST notary / signing agent
- 08/15/08 04:58 PM
Never write things down - rely on your good memory. Book EVERY call that you get and go to the one that pays the most. Use the same stamp for life - after you cut off the "99" from the date then cut off the "19" and just write in the 2000 year. Never clean your stamp. Dress shabby - looking poor might get you a tip. Arrive late - they will appreciate you more when you finally show. Ignore all rules - backdate, fax notarizations, loan out your stamp and seal when you are on vacation - for a commission … (4 comments)
Restitution not Apologies
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