Ed Macias REO Short Sale Commercial and Property Management

  Two candidates for political office inadvertently scheduled simultaneous campaign rallys in the same park of a small New England town. After a lengthy round of speeches, the candidates worked their way through the crowd - shaking hands, kissing babies and beaming mightily. Suddenly, the skies o...

  In Miami-Dade County, foreclosure sales made up nearly half -- 47 percent -- of all homes sales in the first five months of 2010, according to a new report from Irvine, Calif.-based RealtyTrac, which aims to measure foreclosure sales and their impact on home pricing. In Broward County, 46 perce...

    A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field. The old farmer heard the tragic crash so he rushed over to investigate. He then began digging a large grave to bury the politicians. A few hours later, the ...

  An honest answer can cost you the election.The truth is what others will believe.If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.A promise is not a guarantee.Chicken little only has to be right o...

  The government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night; so they created a night watchman, and hired a person for the job.Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning division and ...

Earlier this week I wrote about lenders taking the next step after a foreclosure.  Foreclosures happen from borrowers that "walk away" from their upside down valued properties, whether because of job loss, other expenses more important than the mortgage payment, or just a strategic default.  You ...

HEY FANNIE MAE.  I HEAR YOU'RE PLANNING A COOKOUT FOR THE 4TH OF JULY. GAMES FOR THE PARTY.  FANNIE MAE PLANS A TREASURE HUNT.  Hey Fannie Mae!  I heard you're COOKIN' UP some new ways to bury the American home owner deeper into financial ruin. YOU'RE PARTNERS AT THE FED AND TREASURY DID A PRETT...

Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, 'what problem could be great...

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As the bride undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big guy, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants",...

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Susan," the man replied. "Sir, Susan is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam. "N...