distressed property: Short Sale In Palmetto Bay - 09/16/10 02:39 PM
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distressed property: Approved Short Sale In Westchester - 09/16/10 02:19 PM
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distressed property: Reo Listing In Miami - 09/16/10 02:11 PM
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distressed property: Homeowners try to get creative - 07/19/10 11:50 PM
 
Foreclosure avoidance options vary from state to state. One of the more interesting solutions we’ve seen came from a homeowner in Brooklyn, N.Y., who turned her home into a bed and breakfast in order to cover the mortgage payments. While that may work for now, New York lawmakers did pass a bill – backed by hotel and motel associations/councils – banning rentals of less than 30 days in apartment buildings. All in all, this is the kind of creativity we’ve come to expect from desperate homeowners in this crisis.
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distressed property: What Men Are Like - 07/17/10 05:27 AM
 
Men are like pears.The older they get, the softer they get. Men are like the weather.Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like food processors.You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like commercials.You can't believe a word they say. Men are like department stores.Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like government bonds.They take so long to mature. Men are like mascara.They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like popcorn.They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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distressed property: Genie - 07/17/10 05:25 AM
 
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to … (0 comments)

distressed property: Men v Women 2 - 07/17/10 05:19 AM
 
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not … (0 comments)

distressed property: If Men Wrote The Rules - 07/16/10 04:10 PM
 
Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both. Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say … (7 comments)

distressed property: Men v Women - 07/16/10 04:07 PM
Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.
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distressed property: Wake Up Call - 07/08/10 01:29 PM
 
One night at an economy motel, a guest ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, he woke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30."Good morning," a young man said. "This is your wake-up call."Annoyed, he let the motel worker have it. "You were supposed to call me at 6!, what if I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?""Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a million-dollar deal to close, you wouldn't have been staying in this motel, would you?"
 
 
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distressed property: Office Party - 07/07/10 03:20 PM
 
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete jerk of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face." "He's an … (2 comments)

distressed property: Homeless Man - 07/07/10 03:08 PM
 
Two rookie Congressmen, one Democrat and one Republican, were walking along the street in D.C. They came upon a homeless man asleep on the sidewalk. The Republican woke him up, gave him $20 for something to eat and gave him a lead on where he might get a job. The Democrat was very impressed. Later they came upon another homeless man. The Democrat, not wanting to be outdone, reached into the Republican's pocket and took $50 and gave it to the homeless man and then told him where the welfare office was located.
 
 
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distressed property: Campaigning - 07/06/10 03:05 PM
 
Two candidates for political office inadvertently scheduled simultaneous campaign rallys in the same park of a small New England town. After a lengthy round of speeches, the candidates worked their way through the crowd - shaking hands, kissing babies and beaming mightily. Suddenly, the skies opened and it began to rain. One of the candidates fled to take shelter in a nearby restaurant along with half a dozen regulars. The other candidate, however, continued to move through the crowd - shaking hands, kissing babies, etc. "That man's persistence yonder," observed one of the natives, "sure makes it easy to know who to … (2 comments)

 
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