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LOL Friday! Kids Say the Dardnest Things~
If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers: Q: Name the four seasons.   A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to Drink.   A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All  water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where  the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.G., abdomen.) A: The ... more

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