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How to navigate the parking lot at Trader Joe’s
How to navigate the parking lot at Trader Joe’s
Trader Joe’s is a small (very popular) grocery store chain, which occasionally has locations with teeny, tiny parking lots. The parking lot at these Trader Joe’s are designed to only fit 25% of its shoppers at any given time.  Here is the guide to navigating the tricky parking situation.
First, you’ve got to have a large car with many blind spots.  Borrow one if you need to and wait until rush hour to visit the store.  It helps if you’re running late, increasing your blood pressure and decreasing your temper threshold.  This is important.
Next, you need to have only a 15-minute window within which you expect to park, shop, and leave the parking lot.  Get on the phone with your mother and get her to criticize you just before pulling up to the market.
Upon arrival, approach from the direction that allows youto turn left into the parking lot.  This creates maximum traffic blocking opportunities.  When you pull forward into the driveway, with most of your large SUV hanging out into traffic lanes, don’t acknowledge the drivers honking at you unless it’s to flip them off.  Angrily honk at the ... more

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