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Guess Who is Getting COAL Today?
Santa is very, very upset! He is currently working on a refinance that was set to close and the lender added conditions… As he stated to a very reliable source, "He has had it up to his red cherry nose with conditions."
The ELVES have refused to return phone calls to verify employment as they expressed this is just too busy of a time to call anyone.
He can’t sign his loan documents in time to make his lock as he will be leaving on an extended vacation starting 12/24.
The lender is asking for proof that Santa has not taken out any new loans on his Sleigh.
The lender is requiring proof that Mrs. Clause has been in the cookie business for more than 2 years.
When the Social Security Verification form was sent off the information came back stating Santa Did not Exist.
Due to a lack of Comps in the area and the Rural property the lender is requiring a second appraisal.
The copy of Santa’s Photo ID cannot be verified as there are too many imposters around to prove it is him.
The lender has required us to count ... more
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