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Why Realtors Would Survive A Zombie Apacolypse
Note this article is written for humor purposes so please do not make assumptions that I nor any Realtor® would perform these acts in an actual Zombie Apocalypse.
Maybe I have been watching too much of The Walking Dead lately.  However, I have noticed that there seems to be no surviving Realtor® characters in the show.  I have also not spotted any in Zombieland, World War Z or another Zombie movies or shows.  This surprises me because I personally feel few professions are more prepared to deal with an apocalypse.  Below are just a few reasons that I believe our profession would give us an upper hand: 
We Know Which Homes Have Firearms and Ninja Swords          
In the case of a Zombie Apocalypse locating extra weapons is key.  I have literally been on thousands of listing presentations.  I know where the crazy teenage boys (and sometimes adults) keep their sword collections.  I also know which of my clients have the most deer heads hanging on the wall, a sure sign of extra ammunition and firearms.  I also know who has the best tool collections.  Note: I would only borrow these weapons if the homeowners have actually become Zombies or listed ... more

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