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A Little Friday Humor
I volunteered to take the role of Jester for next weeks Toastmasters meeting so I'm using this post to test out a few jokes on you.
 
Some jokes make you think and some are mindless. I’m going to start you out with one I had to explain to my wife.
 
Was your friend shocked over his mother-in-laws death?
Shocked! He was electrocuted
 
Here are a couple of mindless ones.
Was daddy a bashful man, Mommy?
Well if he wasn’t you would be 6 years older.
 
Women are the salt of the earth, that’s why they drive men to drink.
 
Good advice when going to see the dentist or anesthesiologist.
While reclined in the dentists chair a patient got his billfold out. You don’t have to pay me now said the dentist. Pay you! I’m counting my money before you put me under!
 
This joke was made for our club and our debate about lecterns and podiums.
My uncle made a speech from a platform and the platform gave way underneath him.
Oh my gosh! Did he get hurt?
No. Luckily the rope around his neck broke the fall.
 
Here is one for the season.
A smart girl is one who knows she can get more from Santa if she leaves her legs in the stockings.
 
I'm grateful for ... more

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