real estate humor: Top 10 Signs You May be Working with the Wrong Real Estate Agent
- 08/10/09 12:56 PM
1. Immediately after showing you houses, your agent "tweets" that he hates his annoying new clients. 2. Your agent can't show you houses on the weekend because that's when they perform their community service hours. 3. You're doing your home inspection and your agent's assistant is filling in because she "couldn't reschedule her nail appointment". 4. Your agent tells you to make a full price offer on a house that has been on the market for over 2 years. 5. Every time you view a listing, your agent is trying to get your spouse alone in another room... 6. Your agent … (12 comments)
real estate humor: Top 10 Thoughts on Your Dog’s Mind When You Buy a New House
- 08/03/09 05:17 AM
1. This house is so much better...no stairs to climb, comfy carpet to lounge on, and an endless supply of porch columns to chew! 2. Excuse me people...when will my doggy door be going in? This builder is horrible! 3. Hmmm...which new couch pillow do I start with? 4. I hope that hot little Beagle next door sunbathes on the front lawn everyday! 5. Aren't there any cats on this darn block? How am I supposed to show off to Beagle babe? 6. What were they thinking? The pantry won't fit all of my treats, I can't reach any of … (8 comments)
real estate humor: Top 10 Worst Excuses for Not Buying or Selling a House Right Now
- 07/27/09 04:05 AM
1. Our garden just started blooming 2. My apartment complex is having a singles social in a few months...and the guy in 4B is a total hottie! 3. Sounds cool dude, but don't you have to like, mow your own lawn and change air filters and stuff? 4. My psychic made no mention of a house in my future...although, she didn't say I'd meet a Realtor either. Get away from me...this is all wrong! 5. Mother would like to look at homes with me, but she is summering in the Hamptons until October and then she has some elective surgery … (7 comments)
real estate humor: Top 10 Signs You're Not Going to Close Any Time Soon
- 07/20/09 12:59 PM
1. Chief Hiawatha called...he wants his land back. 2. Your buyers, set to close on a 2 bedroom 1 bath condo, just found out they are having triplets. 3. The home inspection came in and it has more pages than "War & Peace". 4. Aunt Mildred has been reconsidering giving your buyer that down payment gift ever since he ran over Fifi's tail backing out of her driveway. 5. The buyer's agent faxed over an addendum requesting that your sellers remove their pet graveyard prior to closing. 6. That huge 2 car garage your buyers fell in love with is now a … (6 comments)
real estate humor: Top 10 Most Interesting Showing Instructions
- 07/13/09 07:54 AM
Okay, so I'm going back to Monday for the Top 10...Tuesday just doesn't feel right! Today's Top 10 was written with the help of my special "guest blogger" Thea Anderson, also with AgentOwned Realty of Park Circle ;-)
Top 10 Most Interesting Showing Instructions 1. No matter what the bird says, don't let him out of the cage! 2. Please call an hour ahead of arrival so seller can take meds. 3. If dog is foaming at the mouth, please give a treat, located on kitchen counter... 4. Seller requests no showings between hours of 12-3pm; exceptions may be made if … (7 comments)
real estate humor: Top 10 Ways to “Lose your Agent”
- 07/07/09 05:17 AM
1. It's not you, it's me...I admit I have a fear of commitment and would prefer having more casual relationships with numerous listing agents for every home I see. 2. I'm getting back together with my ex-agent...he sent me a beautiful postcard yesterday saying how much he missed me. 3. My therapist thinks that I would do better off selling the house on my own...I need to become more independent. 4. I can't work with you after seeing you eat that poor cow at lunch... 5. You're a Democrat?! Can you please drop me off at the next light? 6. I just don't feel special anymore, what … (12 comments)
1. Immediately after showing you houses, your agent "tweets" that he hates his annoying new clients.
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