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humor: A Little Humor This Morning
- 02/08/18 06:20 AM
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten. And God said that it was good. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, … (7 comments)
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humor: More Adult Humor
- 07/18/10 10:57 AM
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other,"Boy, business stinks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my ass."He noticed a beautiful blonde woman sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language."That's okay," the blonde replied, "I can relate. If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my car."
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humor: Post Mortem-Adult Humor for the Day
- 07/09/10 06:28 AM
Sex After Death . . . A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
Marion? ... Marion ?
Is that you, Bob?"
Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
That's wonderful! What's it like?"
Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, … (7 comments)
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humor: Sunday Night Humor for Monday Morning Chuckles
- 06/13/10 01:57 PM
Subject: DR. LAURA SCHLESINGER
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humor: A funny for today
- 05/12/10 12:49 PM
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Poof! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
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humor: FORGET POLITICS, this is a good joke!
- 04/12/10 09:09 AM
It's a slow day in a small town in America, The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.....
On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at a motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher … (2 comments)
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On the first day, God created the dog and said, “sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten. And God said that it was good. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, … (7 comments)
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