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2013
I did it again! I was asked to perform at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia. There were about 150 people in the audience this time. I changed about 50% of the material and also my shirt, the Judge still didn't approve. I am going to see if the Active Rain Gods will allow me to run a contest r...
02/28/2013
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As a partner in Family Abstract, my role has always been street smarts and my partners book smarts. We make the perfect combination, but the wisdom that I have culled from our kids in the last 22 years is beyond reproach and not available any where else! For a funnyThursday blog post, I offer my ...
02/27/2013
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Our clients at Family Abstract, Inc. range in age from 21 to 101, my favorite group are the seniors. The wisdom, knowledge and overall sense they bring is remarkable. I hope you enjoy the following quickie jokes. A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, grea...
02/26/2013
I was out fishing Active Rain for material for an upcoming comedy show and came across Gwen Banta, wow this is a funny lady! I subscribed to her blog and after you read some of her posts I bet you will too. In good health and good fun, enjoy! If the guy next to you has something yellow on his f...
02/25/2013
At Family Abstract we try to make every day a little better by laughing, smiling or telling a joke. For today, I am handing out the material for the week, from some of the best stars around. We guarantee to make your settlement a happy one! Enjoy! Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't h...
02/25/2013
Here is the question and answers from a the State of New Jersey regarding Tidelands and Storm water and the difference in the two and how your client is effected. If my dock and/or other water structures were destroyed during the storm event and I intend to rebuild them, what steps do I need to ...
02/22/2013
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A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pull...
02/21/2013
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For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: My wife was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on th...
02/21/2013
Written by my daughter Ali Freezman When I am out there establishing real link building relationships I try to go into it as my honest self. A big part of who I am is influenced by my Grandmother, Marilyn. Today I would like to share with you 3 lessons from my Jewish grandmother that I use f...
02/21/2013
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1. A friend of a friend left their car in the long-term parking at San Jose while away, and someone broke into the car. Using the information on the car's registration in the glove compartment, they drove the car to the people's home in Pebble Beach and robbed it. So I guess if we are going to ...
02/20/2013
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