just for fun: I'm getting old and can't impress the ladies
- 06/08/12 06:32 AM
I just came back from the gym and had to tell you this story. I'm in the middle of my workout when this absolutly Drop Dead Georgeous woman begins working out at a machine nearby. I said to my Trainer, "What machine can I use that would really impress her"? He suggested the ATM in the lobby! Make it a great weekend! =============================================================================== … (10 comments)
just for fun: My Memorial Day Cookout will go something like this...
- 05/25/12 12:40 AM
Definition of a Cookout: It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the Cookout the following chain of events are put into motion:1.. My wife buys the food.2.. My wife makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.3.. My wife prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and brings it to me while I am lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.4.. I place the meat on the grill.5.. My wife goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.6.. My wife comes … (5 comments)
just for fun: The Washington Post… And the winners are.. A Friday Funny
- 03/08/12 11:34 PM
The Washington Post published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent, adj. Absent mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has … (6 comments)
just for fun: The Old Golfer (PG)
- 01/13/12 02:28 AM
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads: COLD BEER: $5.00 HAMBURGER: $10.00 CHEESEBURGER: $15.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50 HANDJOB: $250.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the … (6 comments)
just for fun: The Coke salesman in Israel
- 01/10/12 02:33 AM
In sales, one of the most important things is to understand your audience, this quick joke proves this point in 3 blocks. It;s not always, what you say, it's how you say it and it's not always how you say it, but who you say it too.
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