todays funny: I took my daughter to the Barber Shop (Joke)
- 12/31/13 12:41 AM
My little girl went to the barber shop with me. She stands next to the barber chair, while I get my hair cut, she was eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, 'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin.' She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.' I don't know where she gets it from? Happy New Year to you all! Glenn Freezman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BGr3bN0Iog&sns=em
todays funny: Title Insurance Decides Ownership of West Bank and Gaza Strip
- 10/19/13 07:39 AM
I was asked to do a Private party for Remax 440, here is a snippet of the show. I hope you enjoy it. I'm lookiing to do the entire show for more Real Estate Sales Meetings and the like. Enjoy, Glenn … (6 comments)
todays funny: Title Insurance, During the Dog Days of Summer
- 07/25/12 01:25 AM
One of the best days of the month at Family Abstract, is when my dog, Cabo gets groomed and I bring his 90 pounds of overly affectionate Golden Retriever body to the title insurance office. In the picture to the right you can see how he has given his “Chin of Approval” to the blue folders proposal. A dog , as everyone knows is God spelled backwards, coincidence, I don’t think so. Today’s list is of some great “Dog Quotes”, by the way, do I have to put dog quotes in quotes? Well, this is my dog Cabo, when we … (0 comments)
todays funny: Todays laugh is from The Hollywood Squares
- 05/10/12 11:28 PM
Take a minute and go back with Family Abstract to a simpler time when all it took was 9 squares and a half hour to put a smile on your face. We strive to make every settlement come with a smile, The Hollywood Squares, is an easy quotable for sure. I hope you enjoy today's chuckle(s). Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be A. Charley Weaver: Three days … (6 comments)
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My little girl went to the barber shop with me.
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