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2008 

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02/23/2008
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter:Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and sh...
02/21/2008
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A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.  The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"  Moe says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"  The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an   elderly couple is asking for sexual adv...
02/18/2008
A friend shared this with me today: You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one.  You don't even have to like 'em!We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party.  We turned on a night light, turned the answering Machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the ...
02/15/2008
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A friend was kind enough to send me this story today...thought I'd share it with you all: One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been ...
02/11/2008
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I have never really been a "groupie" or an oggling fan; however, have always had a deep seated admiration for Audrey Hepburn...she carried herself with such unspoken dignity.I received this poem in email today and it has been attributed to her; the sentiment makes me want to believe it is true......
02/04/2008
This is a story about a popular young Rabbi who, on Sabbath Eve, announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns a couple of Toyot...
02/03/2008
            A woman goes to her rabbi with a serious problem.Her two female parrotshave picked up a bad habit. Any time she hasvisitors, the two parrotsembarrass her by saying, in unison, "Hi ! We're hookers. Want to have some fun?" To her surprise, the rabbi breaks into a smile,explaining that h...
02/03/2008
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